Broadsheet Trailer Park: Noah

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What you may need to know

1.From the God who brought you The 10 Commandments and Jesus Christ: Superstar…’

2. Russell Crowe should only star in biblical epics from Noah on.

3. Ray Winstone alert: ‘Noah… You slaaaaaaaaaaaaaag. I’m the Daddy now!

4. Who knew buzz cuts were so hot in pre-Christian times?

5. Wait! When was the last time you deliberately watched a Jennifer Connelly movie?

6. Ah, Tony Hopkins, AKA Mr. Please make payable ‘to cash’.

7. Yes, it’s directed by the same guy who did Requiem For A Dream (2000) and The Wrestler (2008).

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Broadsheet Prognosis: Where’s Morgan Freeman as God?

Release Date: Spring 2014