You may recall the rugby competition yesterday?
‘DazzaMazza’ has won a pair of posh seats for the Leinster Vs Zebre match on Friday in the RDS, Ballsbridge, Dublin with this winning advice for Brian O’Driscoll..
“If I was currently Brian O’Driscoll’s agent my advice to him would be to read this memo
1. We need to advertise some things but not that pinergy stuff, sounds dodgy.
2. We need to send Warren [Gatland] a photo of you with the six nations trophy and those man of the match medals.
3. We need to write to the lords of the Internet and ask them to take down the blonde mullet photos
4. We need to bring out a range of fruit salads WITH Tomatoes. The public will love them.
5. We need to put you out to stud. Yes it’s controversial but it could be an earner for us.”Your agent
Honest Dan”
Thanks all.
Previously: Had Enough Rugby?
