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With an authentic Viking helmet on offer we asked YOU to create a front page headline for the morning after the battle of Clontarf.

You answered in your ‘hordes’.

Runners up:

“Scandinavian Tourists Caught Up in Northside family Feud During Dublin Sea Font tirp” (Hybrid)

“Cath Chluain Tarbh: Boru Marbh!’’ (Nessy)

“Boru-tal Brian Beheaded As Vikings Clontarf-ing All The Way To Bank” (Optimus Grime)

“PAPPED! Viking Maidens Caught Bearing Ankle At Waterhole, pages 1-17. (Battle at Clontarf, Life & Style, pg. 42) (Ahjayziz)

“Headless Body Found In Topless Tent” (realpolitithick)

Winner:

The Star: AXE ME BOLLIX – EXCLUSIVE! BORU’S LAST WORDS
The Sun: BORU-HOO, WIDOW MOURNS HER BRIAN
Evening Herald: KILLING SPREE IN DUBLIN 3
Irish Times: PROPERTY SLUMP AFTER INCIDENTS ON DUBLIN’S NORTHSIDE
Irish Independent: GARDA CHIEFS DEMAND PROBE INTO AXE VIOLENCE
Sunday Independent: WAS DENIS O’BRIAN BORU BEHIND AXE LICENCE DEAL?
Daily Mail: SHAME OF OUR NATION’S TENT DWELLERS

(all from Ger).

Thanks all.

Previously: Would You Like A Real Viking Helmet?

Thanks Grainne Glenny

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