I Stole A Book

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Yesterday we asked YOU to confess to not returning a library book and have the chance to walk away with a copy of Libraries, the book about beautiful libraries by Dublin-based luxury brand Roads at a coffee-spilling €45.

You gave up your auld sins in your dozens.

Runners up:

“I would like to now confess that in my younger years I failed to return a book on the Bermuda Triangle to Longford Public Library. I heard no more about it, so I assume they looked upon its disappearance as an inevitability.” (Mick Flavin)

“I would like to now confess that in my younger years I failed to return Richard Scarry’s Busy Workers. Although I was neither busy nor a worker.” (brw)

“I would like to now confess that in my younger years I failed to return the Children of Lir. I don’t know where I left them, I was on the way to Bob’s house, lovely kids, about 900 years ago, actually have you seen them?” (Don Conroy)

“I would like to now confess that in my younger years I failed to return The Bible and I am very sorry. Yes, I stole a Bible. I see the irony of the situation because I also stole The Oxford Dictionary of Literary Terms.” (Marvel Gumshoe)
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“I would like to now confess that in my younger years I failed to return to Earth, thus never getting to bring “Rocket Science for Dummies” back to the library and I am very sorry.”
(Nialfall “in space”)

“I would like to now confess that in my younger years I failed to return ‘The Selfish Gene’ because I want stuff for myself and that’s just the way I evolved.” (Spaghetti Hoop)

Winner:

“I would like to now confess that in my younger years I failed to return…. absolutely nothing cos I was a total nerd! And I am now a librarian (I’m at the reference desk right now!) so I’d really like the book. And it would make up for still being a total nerd, a little bit.” (mo_musing)

Thanks all.

Libraries (Roads)

Previously: Win A Library Book

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