Granty writes:
Decided to have some fun with Ryanair. The upshot is that you can bring on small bags made from dead and decaying flesh as hand luggage.
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Granty writes:
Decided to have some fun with Ryanair. The upshot is that you can bring on small bags made from dead and decaying flesh as hand luggage.
Stretching the definition of “fun” a touch
moron
+100
Moron is going a bit far. I just think the Ryanair person didn’t understand the word carrion…
You’d probably better off sending it to Joe.ie Granty..
Grantycap.
Haha :)
Haha
Brilliant
It’s been done https://twitter.com/egg_dog/status/289314356003487746
I’m actually embarrassed for the chap.
You’re a very sensitive, empathetic person.Thank you.
Ronan, whatever dreams you have of one day being an entertainer/comedian….kill them off now. As quickly and humanely as possible.
Like most educated folk, I tend to live my life in accordance with the nuggets of advice I receive from the comments sections of various blogs. Your brutally honest and frank appraisal of words I wrote on Twitter was a revelation. Consider the dreams you imagined for me, dead.
Hilarious! This lad’s a right legend!
sadly he’s not, he’s real.
I knew I preferred Dionysus.
I would just like to comment that this wasn’t worthy of comment.
And I would just like to irony that this irony wasn’t worthy of irony.
What the hell is wrong with you all? That IS funny. And I learned a new word in the process.
… And it wasn’t “luggage”
it wasn’t “funny” either.
I don’t think it was “funny” either. It was probably “carrion”
Humour Tip #362.
Jokes based around homophones are generally only funny if you say them, not type them.
Hey thanks Pol. Can you DM me? I’d like to see about getting the other 361 tips. Hard back or digital, whatever.
Love this new phenomenon of people engaging with brands through social media in an overt “look at me, I’m so funny and witty” kind of way. “I’m getting one over on the social media intern while my friends/followers think it’s hilarious”
I’ve read this a few times now, and I’m beginning to think that you’re being sarcastic.
What a prat.
Deliberately confusing someone and laughing when someone is confused.
Prat.
This is just a hunch but I think someone other than the Ryanair person got confused…?
Poor Granty…
I thought it was quite funny too. It’s a bit of harmless fun at Ryanair’s expense. It’s not as if we know the identity of the hapless drone who replied.
That’s twice the Ryanair employee has been referred to as a drone here.
I find that more disrespectful than the “joke”
Get over yourself.
Teeth-grindingly unfunny. One can only sympathise with the Ryanair employee forced to exchange tweets with this self-regarding bell-end.
I feel more sympathy with you, having to exchange comments with me. You should be able to get a gum shield from your dentist that you could wear while reading Broadsheet.
“at Ryanair’s expense”. Yes, I´m sure everyone at Ryanair is really annoyed rght now.
Top #LAD Banter.
You’ll get an RTE series in no time
Ronan you’ve never had to work in Spar or similar, have you?
95% of customers are grand. 5% cause you hassle for no reason and generally make the job disheartening/unenjoyable. You’re in the 5%, Ronan. Stop being a pr*ck.
Does a pub count? Or a carnival? You’re being way too easy going with 5%. People are the worst. For example, imagine someone who took a joke way too seriously. See, there are pricks everywhere.
Muppets, what a bunch of muppety muppets you all are.
Bit of a joke, bit funny – thanks for sharing Granty.
Don’t let the trollostic keyboard warriors drag ya down to their level
aah, wasn’t he already at that level Tony? wasn’t that the point?
I was simply trying to ascertain if there were some sort of prohibitive conditions that would preclude my bringing this bag onboard the plane.
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Yay! You did me! Must say, the last few mins has been pretty entertaining, fair play for responding to everyone. It didn’t go well for you in fairness, odd response to a jokey post on a friday.
+ 1. Granty, your ongoing responses have solidified your bellend status.
Distance myself from that comment. He got a lot of abuse and he’s giving it back. He’s in a lose lose situation with most people.
+1 MDB
Hey Miami, solidifying my newfound bellend status means everything to me. And to have it ratified by yourself is an honour. 2 things though – 1. honestly your name is excellent. 2. you should probably read posts you +1 very carefully. Use your finger and put it under each word as you read it, I find that helps.