The army will take over the Miss Uganda beauty contests in order to attract young people into the agricultural sector so as to solve problems of hunger and poverty among the youth in the country.
This was revealed by Gen Caleb Akandwanaho aka Salim Saleh, the presidential adviser on military matters. “We are almost signing a Memorandum of Understanding with the Miss Uganda Foundation because we want to choose the next Miss Uganda basing on agriculture and this is intended to interest the young people into the sector,” Gen Saleh said.
Army to take over Miss Uganda beauty contest (Lilian Namagembe, Daily Monitor)
Via Barry Malone
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This title is a bit weird / distasteful lads
They all have lovely furrows.
I like beauty.
Ah now Ted, they ALL have lovely wars.
All of Africa celebrated last night as the 2014 recipient of Ms Uganda was announced. The most benevolent General Caleb Akandwanaho said ‘I am so surprised and flattered by this award, really and truly. It was worth the waxing! But seriously, I’d like to thank all of the other girls who participated in the contest and intend to do so once their bodies are located’. When asked what he would be doing with the 10,000 dollars prize money, Ms Uganda ordered that reporter be shot.