48 thoughts on “The Size Of A Small Cigar

    1. Ahjayzis

      THing that size it’ll probably just catch fire and run around the place igniting things.

      A good hefty smack of an atlas or phone book should do the trick

        1. TheDude

          Okay, I know this is an emotional moment for all of us. I know that. But let’s not make snap judgments, please. This is clearly an important species we’re dealing with and I don’t think that you or I, or anybody has the right to arbitrarily exterminate them.

  1. the good helen

    if something that size was in my house, the last think i’d think of was grabbing my phone or camera, unless of course i was using it to batter the thing to death!!!!! Size of the yolk, jaysus, me eyes are bleedin poppin out of their sockits!!! !! (sorry watched love/hate last night so i’ve turned into a right potty mouth!!

  2. Scraib

    I’d have to disagree with most people here. I think this is a poor lonely creature, misunderstood, just trying to get out of the rain. I think you should befriend it, make it your ally and learn about the nobility of it’s species before it tries to suck the liquid out of your eyeballs while you sleep…

  3. Flash

    sit-com pitch
    Betty, Ruth’s new lodger is an aspiring stand-up comic with a secret…. she stands-up on six legs. You’ll laugh when Betty’s family call round for Christmas dinner, all two hundred thousand of them, chuckle as open-mike night turns into a mating frenzy, and grin as Betty tunnels into Ruth’s ear while she sleeps to sup on the juicy goodness within

    1. Mick Flavin

      RTE exec: “Agree to Jason Byrne in drag as Ruth and you’ve got the green light for three seasons.”

  4. Loony Loo

    That’s clearly one of the new born devils coach horse babies.

    There must be a nest in your gaff.

    The mother gives birth to 100’s of them over the period of a month, after that she dies.

    Don’t squash it, the nest go mad if you do that. SERIOUSLY, DO NOT SQUASH IT.

    1. jools

      I googled devils coach horse to make absolutely sure you were joking. I have since moved to the arctic.

      1. Loony Loo

        I just read on wikipedia that they live for 2 years and never forget.

        I hope your brought supplies :-)))

          1. Mick Flavin

            It’s a good one. BS should do a “Best threads of the year”, or something like that, at Christmas.

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