Have no fear.
“Any chance you could tell the lovely unattached readers of Broadsheet that we are hosting a Singles Night in Rody Boland’s, Rathmines, Dublin [in aid of My Lovely Horse rescue] from 9pm on Hallowe’en night. Expect music, madness and single folk. The perfect night to chat someone up that looks as ridiculous as yourself.”
Just leave your sheet at the door.