Broadsheet Trailer Park: Jurassic World



What you may need to know:

1. Two decades after the events of Jurassic Park (1993) and they still don’t have the fences right. The Masrani Corporation are now in charge of a fully functioning dinosaur theme park when they decide to breed a genetically modified hybrid mutant dinosaur.

2. The film has been in development since the poor Jurassic Park III (2001) with the original cast being hired and fired and with many scripts written and trashed since then.

3. They got rid of the evil red logo and replaced with a safer blue one.

4. Bryce Dallas Howard rocks white like John Hammond. She is the daughter of actor and director Ron Howard. She was conceived in Dallas, hence her name.

5. Chris Pratt rides with the most bad-ass velociraptor biker gang. They are currently looking for some new prospects.

6. There is always one at 1.10

7. Broadsheet Prognosis: Who let the dino’s out?

Release Date: 12 June 2015

(Delboy is doing his own damn thing. Dylan is writer/farmer/Broadsheet social media boss Tom Dillon)

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7 thoughts on “Broadsheet Trailer Park: Jurassic World

  1. Ultach

    Who let the dino’s what out? (Hint: pedanto apostrophe heads up. Sorry. And sorry for the hint. And sorry for apologising.) (Should that fullstop be inside or outside the final bracket?)(?) (And is it fullstop, full-stop or full stop?)(?)

  2. Jim Hacker

    Jurassic Parks and Recreation? What is it with the rise of Chris Pratt? Who decided we needed him as a leading man?

      1. Jim Hacker

        Well I’m presuming he’s the Sam Neill/Jeff Goldblum/Laura Dern equivalent of this reboot…and possibly by leading man, he leads them to safety :)

  3. Kieran NYC

    I’m just worried it will be less “Spared no expense!” and more “That is one big pile of sh1t”.

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