In Co Sligo.
Annie West writes:
“Look what came out of my cold tap just now. I’ll save a fortune on teabags…”
Slurp.
Ew.
Loving the election lit! Good luck to all who have the guts to run! But should Noel Rock be using Seanad envelopes! pic.twitter.com/fgduw0mz07
— john nisbet (@panagyria) May 20, 2014
Read his lips:
No Expenses
H/t Pete
Update:
@broadsheet_ie more Seanad envelopes here pic.twitter.com/Ppukrf9tNS
— louche (@louchenightout) May 21, 2014

A disheartening thought from Matt Groening’s pre-Simpsons comic strip Life In Hell.
Extensive Life In Hell Tumblr tag archive here.
Una Verucca from Hure in Part, enlightens us with her knowledge of chastity and pureness from rural Ireland.
Watch carefully children.
This is important.
Previously: She’s Pro ‘No Life’
Nice statement by McIlroy on Wozniaki;”I wish Caroline happiness & thank her for the hard work, honesty & integrity she brought to the role”
— Ciarán Ó Raghallaigh (@Ciaran_O) May 21, 2014
The role?
Rory McIlroy calls off engagement to Caroline Wozniacki (Guardian)
Pic: Sporting Life
A checklist of local councillors’ powers (and lack thereof) by Bock The Robber
Not much apparently.
A law-and-order councillor is a useless councillor since they have no role in that area. A pro-farmer councillor is a waste of space, since agriculture is not one of the prescribed areas for which local authorities have responsibility. A councillor who has a position on Irish policy abroad is a bullshitter who needs to be shown the door. A councillor who claims to be pro-sport is a chancer. A councillor who promises to work for better healthcare is a liar. A councillor who wants to shorten the dole queues needs to be sacked. A councillor who tells you he’s working for education or the local economy is just looking for a free junket to China.
Councillors have no role in any of these things, or for that matter in food safety, immigration, mortgage resolution, curbing prostitution, teenage drunkenness or tv licences. This is a classic example, from a character running for Galway County Council.
Let me repeat: they’re responsible for policy-making on a very narrow range of issues and individually they have no power at all.
READ ON: Local elections 2014: What powers do local councillors have? (Bock The Robber)
Previously: What Can An Irish MEP Do?
H/T: Mark Dennehy
It’d make you sic so it wood.
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(H/T: Stephen Nutley)