Ah Rear Admin at 11:39 am January 8, 2015 The Belfie. It takes a selfie of your bum, apparently. Via Digital Trends FacebookTwitterPinterestSponsored Link
Clampers Outside! January 8, 2015 at 12:12 pm Selfie Sphincter has a better ring to it… ‘ring’ get it… …ah, fupp off then :(
Mani January 8, 2015 at 12:14 pm I’ve just ordered one for your ma. She’s been convinced I’ve been playing Angry Birds back there. I will be if she catches me, wah! wha!
andyourpointiswhatexactly January 8, 2015 at 12:12 pm I must buy this. I have, like Marge Simpson, a butt that won’t quit.
andyourpointiswhatexactly January 8, 2015 at 2:29 pm I don’t know what it means, really. The word I now choose to describe my arse is MOTTLED.
scottser January 8, 2015 at 2:39 pm there ya go :) http://www.cosmopolitan.co.uk/beauty-hair/a27967/how-to-do-butt-facial/
Anomanomanom January 8, 2015 at 12:23 pm We need to bring in a law that allows us to beat people to death that we see using these sticks with the actual stick.
Dubloony January 8, 2015 at 12:51 pm Finally! An answer to the awkward “does my bum look big in this” question! You can now find out all by yourself. The answer is still yes
scottser January 8, 2015 at 12:59 pm the answer to the question ‘does my bum look big in this’ is always ‘yes, but it’d look great on her’ while you point to someone else.
you found this in the 2nd hand porn bin, didn’t you bodger?
‘Pre-loved’…..
Selfie Sphincter has a better ring to it…
‘ring’ get it…
…ah, fupp off then :(
I’ve just ordered one for your ma. She’s been convinced I’ve been playing Angry Birds back there.
I will be if she catches me, wah! wha!
I must buy this. I have, like Marge Simpson, a butt that won’t quit.
what, it’s yellow?
I don’t know what it means, really.
The word I now choose to describe my arse is MOTTLED.
there ya go :)
http://www.cosmopolitan.co.uk/beauty-hair/a27967/how-to-do-butt-facial/
We need to bring in a law that allows us to beat people to death that we see using these sticks with the actual stick.
Finally! An answer to the awkward “does my bum look big in this” question! You can now find out all by yourself.
The answer is still yes
the answer to the question ‘does my bum look big in this’ is always ‘yes, but it’d look great on her’ while you point to someone else.
“100% Satisfaction Guaranteed”, that’s good enough for me.
I now truly no longer believe in the viability of the human race.
obviously for upskirts