What you may need to know:
1. Trapped alone in an apartment, Everly (Salma Hayek) defends herself from a series of assassins sent by her mob boss ex-boyfriend.
2. While in her undies. If I was fighting off a gang of ninjas, I’d throw on a tracksuit or something.
3. Salma’s going for some of that sweet kickass Neeson money.
4. Looks like a Funny or Die spoof.
5. It’s not – Yale Hannon’s script made it onto the 2010 blacklist along with Argo (2012), American Hustle (2013) and Looper (2012), so who knows?
6. Kate Hudson was attached in 2012, but dropped out during the prolonged development period.
7. Broadsheet Prognosis: Home Alone 6: Yakuza Bloodbath.
Release Date: April 10, 2015.
Mark blogs about film, TV and other stuff at WhyBother.ie
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Ah come on now love, put that down, and make us a cup o’….. * BOOOOOM ! *
So….not a biopic of Phil and Don then? Damnit.
It looks awful, but I’ll watch it,because it also looks amazing.
…you mean because Salma is in it…. :)
Pistol whip me, pistol whip me now !
Oh Salma-my heart still pines for you! Why did you marry that French billionaire?