Amy West and her beloved bike
She writes:
“My bike was stolen from outside my house on Sundrive Road in Crumlin, Dublin on on Wednesday evening. It’s a pink and purple Bianchi with a yellow saddle. I really, really, really, really love my bike, so would be willing to offer some sort of reward if anyone finds it. This is the only picture I have.”
Anyone?
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Best of luck getting your bike back. What a stroke of luck that the only picture you have happened to have the bike in it!
This comment made me laugh. Just a small one, but still.
haha good
Jeeeez Dublinerds and your bikes…. Move on with your lives for god sake!
Oh fupp off you moody cow she lost her bike
You left a bike outside on the Sundrive Road?
That’s what I was thinking. I lived nearby for a few months and wouldn’t have left a bin out front, never mind a bike.
She was in fact locked out, in the rain and then ended up hiding it to go to the shop, It was stolen in the meantime. :(
What kind of reward? In looking for a wife.
She’s er…spoke-n for.
Ah damn, that really grinds my gears.
Bravo!
You’re free wheelin’ today Hoop !
I’m really pumped
I’m a wife. What do you want?
Don’t get smart with me, wife!
A brake.
A kryptonite lock
We couldn’t saddle her with you…
i’m getting tyred of these puns..
They’ve all been aired before – the constant re-cycle-ing is so pedestrian.
I wheely wheely wheely hope you get the bike back.
Wheely.
I used to live on that road, you must be mad leaving a bike unattended anywhere around there. Hope you get it back.
A pink bike. Sheep.
(Sorry, and hope you get it back)
You left your bike out in Crumlin? Must be a culchie.
Everyone knows Crumlin is the poorest area on the Monopoly board
that’s ‘crumbling’ to you, mate.
I think she left her bike outside in Crumlin
Crumlin? You’re telling me she left her bike outside in Crumlin??
Shouldn’t be a problem spotting that, with it’s dispinktive colours.
Hope yiz find it!
Are these posts made up or are people just continuously this stupid?!
Ahem. Continually.
Sundrive Road isn’t so bad. It’s also not in Crumlin. You can’t leave a bike out anywhere in Dublin now; bicycle theft is an acceptable nixer for adding to one’s meagre wages.
I hope you get it back. Usual advice: check online advertising sites, check ‘secondhand’ bike shops near the Liffey, ask in your local bike shops where the best place is to look, talk to your friendly local Candomblé practitioner about putting a juicy curse of a case of the Egyptian botch and crotch rot on the thief.
It’s not in Crumlin? Where is it then?
Half of its in Kimmage, t’other half in Crumlin.
Stupidly mixed it up with Clogher Road for some reason.
Hello. Couple of points: Amy was born in the Coombe so that’s the culchie thing dealt with. Re leaving her bike unlocked, she never ever leaves her bike unlocked but on this one occasion she found herself in a tight spot and had to leave the bike for about six minutes while she went to get assistance. When she returned, from ten yards away, the bike was gone. Re Crumlin, there are loads of decent hardworking nice generous people living in Crumlin who probably resent your remarks. Finally I will give a huge reward to whomever returns this bike. When Amy says she really really really loves her bike she really really really means it. She talks to it. She thanks it every day for getting her home safely. She misses her bike and thinks about being left all alone somewhere. Thank you.
I love this comment, Annie. I live in Crumlin and I’ll keep my eyes peeled for Amy’s bike.
What in gods name is ‘the culchie thing’?
The accusation in an earlier post that she’s a culchie as only a culchie would take their eye of their property in Crumlin. .
She left her bike unattended in Crumlin?
What a DOPE.
It’s a hand that scrambles around on the floor and jumps around the place only it’s got cow shite under its finger nails.
I like how mum says “not a culchie…born in the Coombe, actually”. The Coombe street/area or the Coombe Hospital, Annie? I’m guessing the second. Still a culchie.
People who aren’t expecting scobies hiding around every corner?
What kind of reward?
As long as it’s not a picture…
It probably will be a picture, seeing as Annie West offered the “huge reward”
Hang sanger and a pint of lucozade. Culchies love that s***.
mmmmmmmmm
Ah shtop..
Package aTayho.
Is this like in Zombieland when they show the flashback of Tallahassee with his puppy only this time it’s his son?
She talks to her bike? Amy may have bigger problems than a stolen bike.
Yep, I was thinking objectophilia as well.
But good luck to Amy, it’s a distinctive coloured bike, especially with a yellow saddle.
Here here! Hope you get it back Amy. Suri’s in Kimmage. We’ll both keep a look out gurrrrr’ x
if you really, really, really, really love your bike, you should have not left it ourside your house, my 7 year old really, really, really, really loves his bike which is kept locked in the garage until he uses it.
So, your kids bike has someone to hel;p him mind it.
That’s not a fair comparison.
And you’re a Judge. Whose gonna fupp with your kids’ bike, eh… EH?!
http://vimeo.com/70245926
Poor young lad, once he’s out on his bike he can never ever get off it until he safely back in the shed with it under lock and key. So the moral is if you’re away from your house, never get off your bike, ever.
Don’t think it was left outside her house per Annie’s post (who I think may be stalking Amy because she knows a lot about her. Perchance you can tell us Annie, if that’s your real name, where you were on 7th January between the hours of 18.00 and 21.00 and can you cycle?).
Amy West is the woman who lost her bike, Annie is probably her mother, the artist Annie West, as Annie West has spoken of a daughter called Amy.
Just a guess, though…
Also what were you doing outside the courts with the bike? Were you up for bike theft yourself perhaps?
Some good helpings of South Dublin Inferiority Complex going around here today
The bike was unlocked
It was a gonner anyway
No matter where she left it.
Sundrive Drive Road is a great spot to live
Safe
Great public transport access to any City Location from RDS to Point Depot
5 / 10 mins walk from two a & e’s Adult Paediatric and Coombe
Walking distance to Stephens Green
15 mins from Hueston
5 mins from Red Cow Roundy
25 – 45 mins to DAP
If ya dont fancy the school on the road ish, 8 – 10 mins walk to Scoil Mologa, Griffith ET, Terenure Pres/ Joes
Dunnes Tescos SuperQuinns local POs etc even less again
And as far as I know most of those gaffs have off street parking. Not a bad bonus for living in the inner city.
Also. The Capri. Best chipper in Dublin.
And theres a Rugbee and Hockey Club minutes away too. James Gate.
Ye Dubs. Worry less about Area. Focus on location ye’ll find life much easier lads.
You seem to know an awful lot about the Sundrive Rd. Where were you on January 7th between 1800 hours and 2100 hours?
Take prints jungleman and keep with the questions…….meself and the two lads’ll go for tay. Lyons or Barrys?
You better get a ton of each just to be on the safe side.
radio for us if you need backup
Roger that Joe.
Hope we don’t run into any photographers.
You boys are very very sad.
I’m actually in a pretty good mood today!
Barry’s
ya bollox
Lyons me hairy hoop. As Frills said, Barry’s all the way, boys.
20 minutes to the mountains, or 40 on the (whisper) bike
Excellent local Lidl at Cork Street or Rathmines, depending on which end you live at
Ceannt Park/Sundrive Park/WhatShouldHaveBeenCalledPlunkettPark where you can play, walk your dog, stroll up on the plateau football field and gaze at the mountains and the city, or use the velo track or the tennis courts
Two national schools next door to each other, one of them a Gaelscoil
Phoenix Park only a shtep away
Royal Hospital Kilmainham with its wanderable fields and Museum of Modern Art ditto
15 minutes downhill to the GPO (uphill on the way back, admittedly) on the (whisper) bike
Many bus routes on or near Sundrive, including 9, 54A, 18, 83, etc – though, weirdly, no Dublin Bikes (oh, sorry)
Matt the Rashers
Supervalu – dear, but has things like purple sprouting broccoli and black kale and Lullaby milk, and sometimes Hadji Bey
Frilly on my time living there in the space of a year there was 3 shootings, one pipe bomb two stabbings one of which a guy was killed and I had the back window of my car smashed in a few times so I defiantly wouldn’t say it’s the safest area.
In Sundrive Road? Evidence, please.
Evidence? Should I have gone outside and collected evidence for my forensic team
When did a bomb go off in Sundrive Road?
BTW there is a full whole time Garda Station in Sundrive. So why don’t you nip in and ask.
Well firstly i haven’t lived there since 2009 and secondly one bomb went off in the pub across from superquinn and another was defused under a car.
You sure that wasn’t fireworks?
Wasn’t what the garda told us if you remember 2009 was the height of the gang violence between drimnagh and crumlin gangs.
Fair enough
But I’d consider that personalised targeted family style feuding. And not an honest descriptor of the D12 communities and what it has to offer residents.
Did I add in the back window of my car been put in on two occasions. I am sure there are nice people there but I didn’t meet any of them.
In fairness Frilly, Crumlin, Drimnagh and Ballyer are all fine suburbs with loads to offer and great links to the city centre but there’s just a few criminal scumbags that ruin it for everyone.
Ah here Spag
Drimnagh Bluebell inta Ballier is a different thread altogether
I live there at the moment and while it’s very well connected he is correct how dodgy it is. Our house was broken into while we were in it at 9 in the evening for God sake. Took the girlfriend awhile to get over that I can tell ya.
As for the police station… Absolutely useless shower. We were more or les told to shut up when we were robbed as it was our fault for living in Crumlin. Simply unbelievable attitude. The effectiveness of that Garda station can be judged on the lawlessness in the area. Look at the Dolphins Barn Maxol for Gods sake.
if you remember 2009 was the height of the gang violence between drimnagh and crumlin gangs.
Don’t remember that.
Donal Macintyre mustn’t a done any programmes on that..
Sorry to hear that Drax
Where the ück did that happen?
That was just YOU they were after.
Did you live in Drimnagh?
Although I know there are a few tasty enclaves in Crumlin. Particularly around Rutland / The Barn. Deffo no shooting n shit on Sundrive.
And nothing like that around us.
I lived at the bottom of sundrive couple of doors up from DID in 2009.
On Sundrive or Old County?
Either way
It sounds to me your prissie uptight manners may have prevented you from making the most of what most people love about living in D12.
I never said i didn’t like living there but it wasn’t the safest place to live when i lived there. All i remember was coming home from work late one night to find the road closed and the army bomb disposal parked confront of my driveway. Also my neighbour was an uptight d**khead that got pissy about playing music after 6. So excuse me if my experience wasn’t as pleasant as the wonderful D12 you live in.
Frilly, you left out Monto Cafe. Best mini/half fryup one can get.
Amy, hope you get your bike back. Will keep an eye out on the way to Monto!
Never on this site, just reading the comments, is this where all the worst people ever talk to eachother?
Hopefully you get your bike back :)
You should stick around… it’s lovely really, when ya find a rhythm to it :)
*big hugs*
Gwan yeh big lick.
*chuckles* ’twas laid on think alright haha!
Yeah well we all hate you.
Hey if that’s the case then it’s better for everyone that we’re all too busy talking shite here on the internet to go out and interact with you “normies” in real life.
Youll be old, bitter and twisted like us someday. And therell be a place for you here between rotide and mani where your grammar will be corrected from one post to the next and youf ma’s sexuality laid bare for the entire internet to see. Welcome to broadsheet :)
You put it so eloquently :)
who do these people think they are? leaving such rotten, unnecessary comments calling Amy a “dope”, god forbid she went somewhere for 6 minutes and left her bike unattended around the area she lives in for whatever reason. nobody ever really expects that to happen in such a short space of time. calling someone an idiot in this particular situation or any other similar situation doesn’t help anyone. she’s obviously devastated she made the decision to do so, hence her bothering to post this up here HOPING some kind or caring member of the public would have a lead on her bike.
this is her mode of transport, bikes are mostly pretty expensive and she clearly fucking needs it. those of you with nothing nice to say need to stop TROLLING.
it’s the 9th of January. sort your resolutions out and quit being such dickheads.
She left her bike unlocked in Crumlin?
That bike was a gonner no matter where she left it
Grow up ffs
You really have a bee in your bonnet about Crumlin. In fairness now, Crumlin is a rough area compared to much of Dublin.
That’s the problem all right, leaving your bike unlocked.
Where are these bikes ending up?
This sh*t needs sorting pronto.
What the fupp are the Guards doing about this?
Hear! Hear!
Ah settle down it’s just the bloody internet. -_-
Hear, hear!
Or rather, See, see!
Whoosh. Right over your head, dear.
I read ’em all, you’re missing the point… if there were any… no really, no other site does ‘you normally don’t do this posts’ for lost and found objects. And it works because of ‘comments’… see, no malice, no hypersensitivity…
You’re also very much over looking the 125 Facebook shares of her story and the 22 Tweets at time of writin’. :)
Boards.ie does have a stolen bikes thread, now on its 157th page, having started in April 2011:
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056226324&page=157
Young West, if you have the frame number, there’s said to be a garda in the Bridewell who has a register of bikes; if you give her the picture and the frame number and an account of the theft at least it’ll be on the system to some extent. She will also advise you on where you could look for your bicycle.
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I’m a culchie and trust me, any true culchie will tell you… we wouldn’t take take our eyes off an unlocked bike, not even for a second. We’re cute whooooooooores when it comes to our stuff. ; )
I musta left my cute hoorishness on the train when I came to Dublin in 1995 so, damn it!
Would I be a b0ll0x if I told you not to bother looking on freecycle?
I would check ebay, Gumtree ect and keep an eye on image search in Google just in case it is posted in a forum for sale. You are very lucky that it is so distinctive looking, it will make the search easier.
I lost a red trek and was able to trace it for sale on Gumtree. I sent my Dad and my brother to talk to the “seller” who did not need much persuading to leg it but that was after 3 weeks of relentless searching. If your bike goes to a crooked bike re-seller or is sent abroad, you haven’t a hope of getting it back. Sorry to be so blunt but you may prepare yourself for the worst.
who can U contact about seeing this bike?
Phew. The hippie girl got her bike back after praying to unicorns and wotnot.
Now everyone off the the Stoneboat followed by the Shirley House.