Lonely Hearts

23 thoughts on “Lonely Hearts”

1. Count Chuckula January 23, 2015 at 9:56 am

   Basically, a chain letter for sky pilots
2. Serv January 23, 2015 at 9:58 am

   Looks like he’s selling organs. Isn’t that illegal?
   1. Soundings January 23, 2015 at 10:42 am

      Worse, he’s hawking “miracles”. Weren’t those TV3 fortune-tellers told off for similar?

      It’s nothing but a racket to get auld wans into church to pay 50c for candles, and donate €2 x three times a Mass.
      1. Mani January 23, 2015 at 10:48 am

         So…Catholicism?
3. bisted January 23, 2015 at 10:24 am

   …the editor’s prayers have been answered…suck that Richard Dawkins..
4. Freia January 23, 2015 at 10:24 am

   Acid.
5. Clampers Outside! January 23, 2015 at 10:26 am

   Well… they say he loves us all….
   1. Soundings January 23, 2015 at 10:45 am

      ‘cept Prods, gays, baters, divorcees, bastards, trannies, anyone who works on a Sunday, blasphemers, contraception users and most likely, women. Every else, they’re golden.
      1. Clampers Outside! January 23, 2015 at 1:48 pm

         Oh yeah, except those
      2. Talismania! January 23, 2015 at 1:54 pm

         Don’t confuse him for the strange cults that have sprung up in his memory. He mainly didn’t like money lenders, rich people and, eventually, people with big nails.
6. John E. Bravo January 23, 2015 at 10:27 am

   Warhol-esque.
7. Drogg January 23, 2015 at 10:34 am

   No way Jesus would be single, with those rock hard abs and shapely beard he would be snapped up instantly.
   1. John E. Bravo January 23, 2015 at 10:37 am

      Every day I see something on this site that reminds me of ‘Hamlet 2’ starring Steve Coogan. Today, this was it.
8. Spaghetti Hoop January 23, 2015 at 10:49 am

   If he got a real job and stayed away from the spirits and the prossies he might have a better chance.
9. Talismania! January 23, 2015 at 10:57 am

   Trees wept.
10. Joe the Lion January 23, 2015 at 11:14 am

    Lonely hearts club tell me why do they call you lonely? you’ve made me happier than I’ve ever been
11. Richard Maher-O'Mahony-Cuchulainn January 23, 2015 at 12:10 pm

    They’re actually prayers, Fir-ass. You’re not funny. “Ooh let’s be coool and mock Jesus Christ”…. how very risque of you.
    1. Soundings January 23, 2015 at 12:13 pm

       Tu n’es pas Charlie!
    2. Clampers Outside! January 23, 2015 at 1:52 pm

       There’s nothing risque about it, it’s all run of the mill. And why not, they’ve been lying to and bashing the public for years and when caught they had to have an apology literally dragged out of them, and then only half hearted was it given.

       Nothing wrong with bashing an institution guilty as sin of all that, in all seriousness and fairness.
    3. realPolithicks January 23, 2015 at 4:14 pm

       Yawn.
    4. jeremy kyle January 23, 2015 at 5:36 pm

       Mon Dieu.
12. Sam January 23, 2015 at 2:27 pm

    2 things spring to mind.

    1) Where it says in brackets “mention favour” , was that text supposed to be changed to “don’t let them find out twas me ringing Nigeria from Leinster House” or whatever applicable request is aimed at sky-daddy?

    2) Are there (non-church) papers in other EU countries that do this or just ours?
13. Kieran NYC January 23, 2015 at 5:32 pm

    I love the way Jesus points at the shining heart in his chest, in case we wouldn’t notice the shining heart in his chest.

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