What you may need to know:
1. Julian Michaels (Bruce Willis) has designed the ultimate resort where anything goes and customers can play out their wildest… Oh sod it. Let’s just talk about Bruce Willis.
2. Remember the last time Willis was good? Neither does he.
3. It’s hard to pin down exactly when Willis stopped caring, but following The Jackal (1997) with Mercury Rising (1998) probably didn’t help.
4. Willis couldn’t appear more disinterested in this trailer if he followed the camera with both middle digits extended for the entirety of his screen time.
5. If he insists on doing guff like this, then Willis should be contractually obliged to defend it in an endless loop of un-air-conditioned press junkets until he has a professional epiphany.
6. Broadsheet Prognosis: Bruno hits bottom and keeps digging.
Release Date: TBC.
(Mark blogs about film, TV and other stuff at WhyBother.ie)
Ah now…. he hasn’t hit as low as poor aul Mr Cage…. the tripe that guy is churning out :)
Wasn’t this posted already last week?
Last time he was good was in R.E.D. but before that who knows?
what about Looper ?
gonna say this, the only good thing he has been in in years
What about GI Joe 2
*sniggers*
Since Demi Moore at least.
It actually looks good.
Wow. You got one of those fancy ‘typing Labradors’. Hark at you!
The only intrigue involved in this painful tripe is wondering how big of a favour Bruce Willis owed in order to be roped in and not walk away.
To say it’s a poor B Movie with sub par acting and painful dialogue is an insult to poor B movies. The story revolves around ‘Vice’, a utopia for the elite to live out every fantasy with life like AI bots. Shame that almost every single fantasy involves abusing, raping and/or murdering women.
It’s unforgivable trash and I’m partial to trash now & then. Save your time, money and your vitriol.
is Ambyr Childers related to Erskine Childers?