For the day that will soon be in it.
Send roses for nothing to YOUR petal.
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“Labour are supposedly red, Fine Gael are very blue…Sinn Fein know where the bodies are.”
Labour are supposedly red,
Fine Gael are very blue,
they recently wed,
and now whilst in bed
the one who gets fupped is you
Ah here.
…winner!
Very good
“Labour are supposedly red,
Fine Gael are very blue
Only one things for sure
I’m madly in love with you
“Labour are supposedly red,
Fine Gael are very blue
Neither will get a tax on booze through!”
Labour are supposedly red, Fine Gael are very blue…Sinn Fein know where the bodies are.
So, let’s get rather bawdy and ask dear Dokerty
Oh Daddy where the fokerty are you?
Labour are supposedly red,
Fine Gael are very blue
That must make Sinn Fein tangerine
Just look at Mary Lou.
Mani aged 8 and 3/4
craiceann
“Labour are supposedly red, Fine Gael are very blue, Sinn Fein act sweet but the only one to get fupped is you’
Labour are supposedly red
Fine Gael are supposedly blue
But regardless of shade
Dáil romance is made
By sitting on a lap or two.
Love it.
Labour are supposedly red,
Fine Gael are very blue,
After getting in bed together,
they’ve bitten off more than they can chew
Labour are supposedly red,
Fine Gael are very blue
But mix them you get purple
Now this poem makes no sense
(a lot like Labour and Fine Gael)
Labour are supposedly red,
Fine Gael are very blue
But thankfully Lucinda Creighton is not out front
Because her and new friends are are a pack of … poo
(err has to rhyme with ‘blue’ people … God!! … do you not know anything about rhyming couplets)
(To be clear … I also know very little about rhyming couplets …. obviously!!)
Labour are supposedly red,
Fine Gael are very blue,
And with a resulting magenta,
The idiots think “gay agenda” !
Labour are supposedly red,
Fine Gael are very blue
If you attempt to criticise Alan Shatter
Then he will probably sue
Labour are supposedly red, Fine Gael are very blue , Both have said, Sinn Féin, that they categorically won’t go into government with you.
Labour are supposedly red,
Fine Gael are very blue,
Don’t put these roses in water,
Cos they’ll be charging you!!
Labour are supposedly red,
Fine Gael are very blue
Shattergate, Watergate
Wouldn’t you?
Labour are supposedly red,
Fine Gael are very blue,
I can’t wait to vote,
And not for those two.
Labour are supposedly red,
Fine Gael are very blue
James Reilly ate all the Roses
Whats poor Leo to do?
He could cry into his tea
He could cry into his coffee
But he could do something better
Sort out those on a hospital trolley!
Labour are supposedly red,
Fine Gael are very blue,
Both are yellow,
As they often bellow,
They both need to think,
Before they price up our drink!
Labour are supposedly red, Fine Gael are very blue, revenge is sweet, so they shafted the Jew.
Labour are supposedly red,
Fine Gael are very blue
Mix em up together
For a familiar brown hue.
‘ looks like Valentine’s day is bringing out the best in ye
Some Savage stuff here already
Give ’em all flowers
Labour are supposedly red
Fine Gael are very blue
I’m not very good at rhyming
Bacon
Labour are supposedly red,
Fine Gael are very blue,
Neither are very different,
Except for their differing hue.
Labour are supposedly red, Fine Gael are very blue, they care only for the filthy rich, but get this, I’m richer for having you.
Labour are supposedly red
Fine Gael are very blue
Gimme dem flowers.
Labour are supposedly red,
Fine Gael are very blue
The flowers could govern our land
Better than those two do.
Who – the Hot House Flowers? Personally I think Aslan would do a better job
At least we’ll have a government where Something Happens.
ouch! that cut me like The Blades!
Labour are supposedly red,
Fine Gael are very blue,
And the Greens are still trying their best,
To get rid of their Fianna Fail hue.
labour are supposedly red
fine gael are very blue
the rest of the rabble
do nothing but babble
’bout water & paying our due
Labour are supposedly red
Fine Gael are very blue
But both are just lackies
For Merkel and her crew
Labour are supposedly red, Fine Gael are very blue, not all poems have to ryhme, toasted cheese sandwich.
*snaps fingers*
Labour are supposedly red
Fine Gael are very blue
Sinn Fein are complete shite
As are Fianna Fail too
Vote none of the above!
Labour are supposedly red, Fine Gael are very blue, Oh my darling Clampers, give us a screw …(no seriously cos that Ikea furniture has fallen apart and Im short of ’em to put ’em back together) :D
Labour are supposedly red
Fine Gael are very blue
Now bend over
Here comes the screw
Labour are supposedly red
Fine Gael are very blue
€60 for 12 Roses is daylight robbery
Fin.
Labour are supposedly red,
Fine Gael are very blue,
But for a colour blind man like me,
They’re best represented by the pungent smell of poo.
Labour are supposedly red,
Fine Gael are very blue,
The Shinners claim they’re green,
Combined they’re a big pile of poo.
Labour are supposedly red
Fine Gael are very blue
$hame F€in will be our next government
Thanks to both of you
Labour are supposedly red,
Fine Gael are very blue
Enda Kenny is a cross dresser
And likes to sniff his wife’s shoe
Labour are supposedly red,
Fine Gael are very blue,
I got dumped last Sunday
Life is shit.
Well why dont we organise a BS meet up?
I’ve always wanted to know what ABM looks like.
Was it because of your piss poor poetry?
‘Flowers for Mr. Kyle!’
*waves and points*
Or a €60 voucher at least.
order the roses and cut the heads off them
don’t worry jeremy, i’m taking her out next weekend. i’ll ‘look after’ her..
She’ll run back into Jeremy’s arms after that night out.
Pints, Jezzer?
Labour are red… The other shower are blue don’t worry swanky Kyle she’s a fool :)
BS meet up to help those lonely BS’ers get over the biggest pile of pox of the year..
We tried this for the Christmas bus Fluffy remember ?.. no one got on board…
Labour are supposedly red,
Fine Gael are very blue
Coprophiliacs are shite lovers
And so are these two
Labour are supposedly red,
Fine Gael are very blue it’s said
they got into bed
now re-election looks dead
so they’ll fight tooth nail till unwed
Minor typo:
Labour are supposedly red,
Fine Gael are very blue it’s said
they got into bed
now re-election looks dead
so they’ll fight tooth ‘n nail till unwed
Ode to an Irish Tax-Payer.
Labour are supposedly red,
Fine Gael are very blue,
Eamonn gets head,
While Enda bums you.
Labour are supposedly red,
Fine Gael are very blue,
Fianna Fail tried the Green but
Sinn Fein want a coup
actually makes no sense, I’ll let myself out
Think of this one as appearing inside the card of my beloved.
Labour are supposedly red,
Fine Gael are very blue,
I bet you’re wondering wtf
but flowers are being provided for you.
“Labour are supposedly red,
Fine Gael are very blue
FF want the Shinners dead
Irish Water’s the colour of poo!
Labour are supposedly red, Fine Gael are very blue
Shove your roses up yer h**e