Movie Tie-In

Yikes.

Topical gag.

Gag.

suit yourselves.

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Thanks Rob Gale

Meanwhile…

Kaz writes:

For sale at NUIG [National University of Ireland Galway] with cable ties and all…

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28 thoughts on “Movie Tie-In”

Senyor Chang February 12, 2015 at 12:03 pm

Wont last the day.

Joe the Lion February 12, 2015 at 12:04 pm

Brilliant headline.

yrtnuocecnareviled February 12, 2015 at 1:28 pm

Top work.

Soundings February 12, 2015 at 12:06 pm

“DIY film”? Is that what they’re calling porn/erotica these days.

ZeligIsJaded February 12, 2015 at 12:16 pm

Porn/Erotica?

I really don’t think this drivel will tick either of those boxes
1. Soundings February 12, 2015 at 12:41 pm
  
  Haven’t read the book, v. unlikely to see the film, so was relying on third parties.
  
  It was characterised as “mammy porn” in Irish media, and if anyone is a past-master on w*nking, it’s the Irish media.
  1. The Old Boy February 12, 2015 at 1:08 pm
    
    Ha!

Don Pidgeoni February 12, 2015 at 12:07 pm

Meh. Already done.

Clampers Outside! February 12, 2015 at 12:08 pm

50 Shades of Grey Tape

B&Q sent an internal memo warning of a possible run on duct tape too…. http://www.theguardian.com/business/2015/feb/11/bq-say-fifty-shades-of-grey-run-on-duct-tape-alert-was-just-pr-ruse

From the memo….
“When the book was released in 2012 DIY and hardware stores in the UK and US reported increased demand of certain products and queries from customers as they tried to recreate their own Fifty Shades experiences. We need to be prepared for the same effect when the film is released this month.”

But as the sergeant Esterhaus says at the beginning of Hill Street Blues… kinda… ” Hey! Let’s be careful down there ! “

scottser February 12, 2015 at 12:45 pm

are b&q selling buttplugs now?
1. Joe the Lion February 12, 2015 at 2:21 pm
  
  I believe a stop-valve would suffice
  1. Don Pidgeoni February 12, 2015 at 2:22 pm
    
    Not a ballcock?
  2. Anne February 12, 2015 at 2:36 pm
    
    Hmmm good thinkin.
    
    Any ideas for a DIY c**k ring.. ha
    1. Clampers Outside! February 12, 2015 at 4:29 pm
      
      You’re Wavin’ a laugh right?
    2. Anne February 12, 2015 at 4:51 pm
      
      Wavin? What kinda jackeen talk is that?
      
      Was just wonderin’ like.

aucontraire February 12, 2015 at 12:26 pm

Because nothing screams passion like a hardware store.

Milk Teeth February 12, 2015 at 12:27 pm

London Fire Brigade is expecting a spike in calls: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-31428072

Murtles February 12, 2015 at 12:30 pm

I was just going to say A&E departments around the country will be filled with Marys and Seans with purple hands and feet where the cable ties have just cut off circulation.

elsie February 12, 2015 at 12:34 pm

Sorry to be morbid but when i see all the posters and ads for this film all i can think about is that tragic murder case that’s happening at the moment. i hope the young girls and women who see this film will know the difference between being a victim and role-playing a victim.

ahyeah February 12, 2015 at 12:41 pm

At the end of the day, we’re all victims, Elsie.
Anne February 12, 2015 at 1:12 pm

I don’t think being kinda submissive is similar to playing a victim.
But yeah, tragic case…
Don Pidgeoni February 12, 2015 at 1:13 pm

“film will know the difference between being a victim and role-playing a victim”

If they believe that this book is romantic, then, no, they won’t
Aoife February 12, 2015 at 1:30 pm

I agree, must be very hard on her family to have all this promotion coinciding with what must be a very difficult and heart breaking time.
1. Hank February 12, 2015 at 2:14 pm
  
  Though I suspect the lurid headlines the tabloids are running day after day about that case are far harder to deal with..