Splutter.

Gooch writes:

Saw this in kids‘ section of two euro shop on Abbey Street [Dublin]. Hours of fun for the little one…

Bold.

Harriet writes:

If you type ‘50 Shades of Grey’ into a Google Search, the above comes up. Those saucy rascals at Four Star [Pizza delivery] have gone for some topical search advertising…’Order 12 inches of satisfaction now’’ is my personal favNOMNOMNOMNOM

Yikes.

Topical gag.

Gag.

suit yourselves.

BMG Hardware (Facebook)

Thanks Rob Gale

Meanwhile…

Kaz writes:

For sale at NUIG [National University of Ireland Galway] with cable ties and all…

This evening.

Dave Byrne writes:

Precautionary measures already in place in Cineworld Parnell Street [Dublin]…

.@Dave_B24 @RoxyNL @broadsheet_ie Apparently Vileda™ are sponsoring the seats in the front 4 rows…

— Jofy (@sir_jody) February 11, 2015

Buncrana Cinema in the former St Mary’s Church, Buncrana, Inishowen, Co Donegal

Delighted that Buncrana Cinema will not be screening ‘Fifty Shades’  [Despite being listed in the  ‘coming up’ section on the cinema’s website] Christian campaigner Mary Doherty, who lives in Bucnrana, , described it as a ‘pornographic’ film which ‘portrays and accepts sexual violence against women’.

Initially fearing that the film would be shown however, Ms Doherty said it would be ‘scandalous’ to show such a film under the church’s roof.

Previously: Spanky Panky

No ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ for Buncrana (Caoimhinn Barr, Innisowen Independent)

Thanks Ciaran