Periorbital Hematoma Mystery

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noonan

This morning.

Brussels, Belgium.

Donie O’Sullivan writes:

[Finance Minister] Michael Noonan sporting a shiner in Brussels this afternoon…anyone?

Aggrieved Greeks?

German boot-licking gone horribly wrong?

Seagulls?

We may never know.

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31 thoughts on “Periorbital Hematoma Mystery

  1. ollie

    Apparently he had minor eye surgery having been on a waiting list for 3 years. it was finally scheduled for last week but was cancelled due to severe overcrowding in his local hospital.

  2. Just sayin'

    I thought Noonan was magnificent against the French at the weekend. He was never afraid to put his body on the line. We need more back row players like him.

  3. Mr. T.

    Someone probably called him out for being a banker’s lackey w*nker and punched him the face.

    Wait and see what boards of directors he ends up on after his term as Minister ends.

      1. MickeyBubbles

        Whoa , Whoa , Whoa.

        You can’t be confusing pirates with TDs. That just gonna ruin my Jack Sparrow buzz.
        ……
        maybe a set of wayfarer shades….to increase his Daddy Coolness ?

  4. Frilly Keane

    He’s a pensioner

    Either his blood pressure tablets have gone off
    Or he fell over

    Maybe he needs a roll in roll out shower tray

    ( deliberately and unapologetic agist post BTW)

  5. Truth in the News

    After the electorate have finished with him and his party his
    occular problem will be the least of his worries, and he will
    need the full use of both eyes,hence the stitch in time, as his
    grand pension will be gone, he’d be serving us better by
    supporting the Greeks, never mind sprouting waffle.
    He needs to made answer for his tenure when IMF “Mody’s
    are examined as of today….he’s is worse than Cowen and that
    was bad.

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