44 thoughts on “Swipe Left

  1. Mani

    Sheila: ‘When I joined this platform for judging people based on their appearance I was OUTRAGED when I noted that some of the people were judgemental morons. I felt my best course of action was to then send this into Broadsheet because clearly I needed more of the same’

      1. Sheila

        Text speak always annoys me… but was the first time I’d seen “hu” used before. I’ve seen “dis” instead of “this” on FB recently… now that makes me sad.

  2. Soundings

    Classic passive aggressive stuff.

    You”re a slut.
    You’ve engaged me in conversation, but your conversation is boring.
    You look nice.

  3. pissedasanewt

    Whats ‘ryt’? anyway, romance is dead and so is the English language. I can imagine a question on one of next years English leaving cert paper, ‘rewrite a modern classic of your choice in text speak in no more than 3000 characters.

  4. Nice Anne (Dammit)

    All I can read when I see crud like this is: “whinge, wah, life is not like a soft porn fillum – waaahh. Why don’t the ladies want to drop ’em for me within 5 mins of seeing my borrowed profile pic – Whinge Waaahhh”

    Sorry sonny, the problem is NOT us, it is YOU. Shallow little sap.*
    (*Says the person replying to an internet comment by an anon internet user in response to something said by another anon on a shallow appearances based app)

  5. Caroline

    Jesus Sheila. Manna from heaven and there you are complaining. I would troll the guts out of that guy and twice on Sundays, if only I could ever get within a sniff of someone like him. I would even ask friends over to help me out. He’s wasted on the likes of you.

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