Sheila: ‘When I joined this platform for judging people based on their appearance I was OUTRAGED when I noted that some of the people were judgemental morons. I felt my best course of action was to then send this into Broadsheet because clearly I needed more of the same’
Text speak always annoys me… but was the first time I’d seen “hu” used before. I’ve seen “dis” instead of “this” on FB recently… now that makes me sad.
You”re a slut.
You’ve engaged me in conversation, but your conversation is boring.
You look nice.
well
What did you expect?
The old saying goes.” you cant w*** to a personality”
Mani
The blind being notorious non-onanists.
Don Pidgeoni
Wait, so he doesn’t want to do all the work but wants someone who challenges him?
Joe the Lion
He’s gonna step on you again
He’s gonna step on you
Joe the Lion
sorry – on ‘hu’
pissedasanewt
Whats ‘ryt’? anyway, romance is dead and so is the English language. I can imagine a question on one of next years English leaving cert paper, ‘rewrite a modern classic of your choice in text speak in no more than 3000 characters.
Nice Anne (Dammit)
All I can read when I see crud like this is: “whinge, wah, life is not like a soft porn fillum – waaahh. Why don’t the ladies want to drop ’em for me within 5 mins of seeing my borrowed profile pic – Whinge Waaahhh”
Sorry sonny, the problem is NOT us, it is YOU. Shallow little sap.*
(*Says the person replying to an internet comment by an anon internet user in response to something said by another anon on a shallow appearances based app)
Joe the Lion
Not boasting or anything – but they do for me. Life IS like that.
Jesus Sheila. Manna from heaven and there you are complaining. I would troll the guts out of that guy and twice on Sundays, if only I could ever get within a sniff of someone like him. I would even ask friends over to help me out. He’s wasted on the likes of you.
I’m very confused
Maybe try Grindr then.
Boom boom
AL QAEDA!!
Anyone else read that with an Enda Kenny voice? lol
what?
he was on about ‘nice guys finishing on your fave’? did he mean ‘face’?
Nice topless selfie, sham
May need to spend less time on his torso and more time in the library.
Valentine’s Day Walk of Shame?
Your first mistake was matching with someone with a shirtless selfie as their profile.
What ever app they used to translate the original text is pure rubbish.
Lucky he mispelled face as fave I guess.
Doirt !! ;)
Sheila: ‘When I joined this platform for judging people based on their appearance I was OUTRAGED when I noted that some of the people were judgemental morons. I felt my best course of action was to then send this into Broadsheet because clearly I needed more of the same’
This.
+ 50 Shades of Sh*te.
p.s. who’s Ronan?
Game over Lady
Just to say I am not this Sheila… :)
Never doubted you for a sec Sheila!
The weight of intellect is……….foopin heavy in all.
Idiot.
Ronan? Donal?
Also “hu” instead of “who” made me smile :)
It did? It made me die a little on the inside.
Text speak always annoys me… but was the first time I’d seen “hu” used before. I’ve seen “dis” instead of “this” on FB recently… now that makes me sad.
I no wat u meen.
Aaargh!!!! ;)
Like something out of a book.. don’t try it
Donal failed his safe pass training course.
Weirdly specific diss, but I like it.
Google Translate is getting worse and worse
Classic passive aggressive stuff.
You”re a slut.
You’ve engaged me in conversation, but your conversation is boring.
You look nice.
What did you expect?
The old saying goes.” you cant w*** to a personality”
The blind being notorious non-onanists.
Wait, so he doesn’t want to do all the work but wants someone who challenges him?
He’s gonna step on you again
He’s gonna step on you
sorry – on ‘hu’
Whats ‘ryt’? anyway, romance is dead and so is the English language. I can imagine a question on one of next years English leaving cert paper, ‘rewrite a modern classic of your choice in text speak in no more than 3000 characters.
All I can read when I see crud like this is: “whinge, wah, life is not like a soft porn fillum – waaahh. Why don’t the ladies want to drop ’em for me within 5 mins of seeing my borrowed profile pic – Whinge Waaahhh”
Sorry sonny, the problem is NOT us, it is YOU. Shallow little sap.*
(*Says the person replying to an internet comment by an anon internet user in response to something said by another anon on a shallow appearances based app)
Not boasting or anything – but they do for me. Life IS like that.
Show us yer profile pic or you are making it up.
http://s867.photobucket.com/user/Nerdkiller/media/fatherteddreamsreality2.gif.html
no problem –
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=borrowed+profile+pic&FORM=HDRSC2#view=detail&id=09F7C9A0F5E9B255E41FC0060A6773896560C980&selectedIndex=87
hubba hubba Joe !
Jesus Sheila. Manna from heaven and there you are complaining. I would troll the guts out of that guy and twice on Sundays, if only I could ever get within a sniff of someone like him. I would even ask friends over to help me out. He’s wasted on the likes of you.
“Swipe left” …well, that’s the curtains ruined anyway !