16 thoughts on “Drop It Like It’s Hot

  1. Murtles

    Better than the size 12 welly boot I seen stamping on a coffin when it got stuck being lowered into the grave and when it shot down bottom first, Mr Welly Wearer (who was one of the gravediggers) in his thickest buff accent says “Aye boy, she’s well planted now”. Needless to say he was escorted from the graveyard to avoid being put into another grave by one of the bereaved family members. Ya can’t beat a bit of mortofication at a funeral.

      1. Murtles

        Wasn’t the stamper myself Hoop but due to my embarrassed laughing at surrealness of the event, seemingly I was one of the bad guys too hence I usually stand at the back at funerals now.

  2. Clampers Outside!

    Calls number, phone answers…

    “Charlene, Charlene, Charlene, Charleeeene
    I’m begging of you please don’t take my man
    Charlene, Charlene, Charlene, Charleeeene
    Please don’t take him away in your van
    Your class is beyond compare
    But flaming fupp its not fair
    He may be dead, but in that van, it is obscene!
    Charlene, Charlene, Charlene, Charleeeene
    Please don’t take my man away in your van”

    I’m here most days :)

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