What you may need to know:
1. Living waxwork John Travolta comes out (GOOD FOR YOU, JOHN!!!) of prison (oh…) early to spend time with his ailing son (Tye Sheridan), but is forced into pulling off a heist with his father (Christopher Plummer) to pay back the crime syndicate that arranged his release.
2. “You missed a spot.” John got a free Gillette ProGlide Styler with his 12 month subscription to Scientologist Monthly. He seems to be working his way through the lookbook.
3. Travolta was all over this year’s Oscars – from creeping on Scarlett Johansson to manhandling Adele Dazeem’s face like it was a joint of meat.
4. Is Travolta turning into the Welsh bloke off The Voice, or is the Welsh bloke off The Voice turning into Travolta? Plastic surgery, kids. Not even once. Christopher Plummer is 85 and even he looks better in this than John Boy.
5. Tye Sheridan has just been cast as James Marsden’s replacement in Bryan Singer’s X-Men: Apocalypse .
6. Broadsheet Prognosis: Thetan level: Disco Elephant Deckchair.
Release Date: April 24 (US)
(Mark blogs about film, TV and other stuff at WhyBother.ie)
Body shaming is ok if… They are wealthy? Famous? Male? Scientologist?
Just need to know who’s body I can and can’t laugh at, thanks.
Take it back to Tumblr.
That wig is preposterous…
I love it.
Hairline is all I can focus on….