Grand Canal, In Fairness

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This morning.

Derek Haughton writes:

Just now. This lad strolling down the Grand Canal with not a stitch on and not a care in the world. Came from ninth lock heading to Ballyfermot. It’s bloody freezing out….

Swoon

Anyone?

48 thoughts on “Grand Canal, In Fairness

      1. Raskolnikov

        It’s a pun on the word see. Nothing to see here, referring to his penis. And the canal, nothing to sea.

  1. Mikeyfex

    He didn’t ask you for your clothes, boots, and motorcycle by any chance Derek, did he?

    1. Dhaughton99

      Eyes forward and strolled down with arms swinging. Everyone leashed dogs and gave him distance. All I could think of was a face eating/bath salts orgy or a KONY 2012 breakdown.

      More than likely he was caught riding some fella’s wife. At least a 3 mile walk to get to anywhere from where he came from.

      1. Caroline

        Can I ask why everyone leashed the dogs? Is that a stupid question? Well I didn’t get where I am today, commenting inanely on the ephemeral distractions of someone else’s life, by not piping up with stupid questions. Is it just common sense to keep dogs away from the potentially troubled? Or is all that separates the average man from a canal-side ball-ripping the thin cotton of his Top Man boxers and Penneys combats??

        1. dhaughton99

          In case your dog might start sniffing his crotch and you would have to go over to him and apologise.

  2. andyourpointiswhatexactly

    I’m such an aul perv. I keep scrolling up to have a look at him. Nice body, to be fair.

        1. Spaghetti Hoop

          Sorry Clampers, I’m all for nudey swimming and the like but ya can’t be at that lark on a morning in public.

          1. Spaghetti Hoop

            Talkin’ about the Naked Rambler,
            The one you never seen before.
            Talkin’ about the Naked Rambler,
            Did you see him jump the garden wall?

    1. dhaughton99

      I rang them when I seen him, Said they already had a call about him and that its illegal to be naked in public.

  3. Tracey

    I saw this guy in parkwest! I did phone the Garda. He didn’t seem to be in any distress. But I didnt want to take a chance. Hope he’s okay!

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