43 thoughts on “Like A Surgeon

  1. LiamZero

    John. Seriously. You were about 20 yards from those two guys in hi-vis jackets. If this issue concerned you so much, could you not have walked over and asked the guys yourself?

  2. squiggleyjoop

    I’m so sick and tired of people doing things which I don’t immediately understand. Thank god the internet is there to help me figure it out without thinking or interacting in real life.

  3. Mr. T.

    “Is this necessary? ”

    For f*ck sake. He probably has a Masters in something and yet comes out with this.

  4. everybody

    Probably no need at ALL, you have these guys who need to justify their position by coming up with things to do and budgets to spend… Leave the tree’s grow…

  5. Custo

    It must be nice to live in Portobello, where their most pressing concern is the annual tree surgery performed on their leafy avenues and canals.

  6. Rob_G

    Perhaps John means “Is this necessary?” in the more esoteric, philosophical sense, rather than in the more prosaic botanical sense.

    1. Zarathustra

      Possibly Rob, but if that same tree fell in to the canal, would anyone hear it make a splash?

  7. Jonotti

    I absolutely HATE people like you.
    I see it all the time with policing experts giving out stink about the gardai when they have zero experience or knowledge.

    1. Jonotti

      Same ignorant know it all attitude.

      “takes ten council workers to change a streetlight ffs ”
      ” why did the send 6 gardai to arrest a child “

  8. Mikeyfex

    You’re lucky you’re not a samurai, John, such is the dishonour you have brought on yourself and your family today.

  9. Starina

    i would assume they trim the trees in spring so that when they’re in full bloom the weight of leaves doesn’t pull them over and uproot them into the canal.

  10. Frenchfarmer

    Horseflies?
    Where there’s willows there’s horseflies.
    They like the leaves.
    I like leaves.
    Horseflies like me.
    Unfortunately.

  11. Murtles

    As a professional tree surgeon myself (well online degree from the University of Google), there are a number of reasons to do a job like this :
    (1) Certain branches may be diseased, damaged and/or broken therefore need amputation
    (2) It’s only the branches on the canal side being cut thus changing the centre of balance of the tree lessening the chance it will topple into the canal, block it and take half the pavement with it
    (3) Shits and giggles

Comments are closed.

Broadsheet.ie