Little Dave

21 thoughts on “Little Dave”

1. fluffybiscuits April 21, 2015 at 3:52 pm

   We need photos then we can decide
2. Spaghetti Hoop April 21, 2015 at 3:54 pm

   If Dave went metric he may have a chance.
   1. Stewart Curry April 21, 2015 at 4:01 pm

      How? An alternate unit of measurment wouldn’t change the actual length
      1. Spaghetti Hoop April 21, 2015 at 4:07 pm

         Course it wouldn’t. But I love a guy who talks millimetres.
         1. Mikeyfex April 21, 2015 at 4:18 pm

            Have I got the guy (twenty five point) four you!
3. SB April 21, 2015 at 3:55 pm

   How wide would you want it?
4. Jimmee April 21, 2015 at 3:56 pm

   Maybe that’s the length of one of his testicles?
   1. Mick Flavin April 21, 2015 at 4:02 pm

      Maybe he was measuring from the other end of the tape?
   2. ahyeah April 21, 2015 at 4:03 pm

      Why would you only measure one?
5. Blublu April 21, 2015 at 4:03 pm

   Wow, that’s one wide ****
6. Don Pidgeoni April 21, 2015 at 4:05 pm

   I wouldn’t touch that again
   1. Mani April 21, 2015 at 4:12 pm

      Just the once for you then?
      Poor Dave.
      1. Don Pidgeoni April 21, 2015 at 4:17 pm

         Once was enough Mani
7. pedeyw April 21, 2015 at 4:17 pm

   Happy or relaxed?
8. Ms Piggy April 21, 2015 at 4:27 pm

   Surely the most poignant feature of this is ‘aged 33’. Is he hoping it’ll grow? Or maybe it’s already shrunk?
9. realPolithicks April 21, 2015 at 4:31 pm

   Perhaps it WAS a pistol in his pocket.
   1. Don Pidgeoni April 21, 2015 at 5:34 pm

      A tiny love-pistol
10. turgidson April 21, 2015 at 5:00 pm

    I thought a 3.5 inch floppy was a thing of the past.
    1. Dubh Linn April 21, 2015 at 5:03 pm

       How do you know it was floppy?
       1. Clampers Outside! April 21, 2015 at 5:32 pm

          …and not a hard disc ?
11. Paulus April 21, 2015 at 6:43 pm

    Is the aglet on the end of the tape shocked or astonished?

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