Now Swipeable

April’s Renua-tinged cover of VIP magazine.

The title launched its FIRST ‘website’ [link below] yesterday, ahead of the VIP Style Awards tomorrow night and some years since the birth of the world wide web.

All the slebs in real time.

~~What if the hairdresser doesn’t have wi-fi?~~

This could change everything/we’re back baby/”Airbrush!” etc.

FIGHT!

VIPmagazine.ie

22 thoughts on “Now Swipeable”

jeremy kyle April 23, 2015 at 6:07 pm

Fascinating.

Jonotti April 23, 2015 at 6:14 pm

I hate Jon Maguire so much.

Mick Flavin April 23, 2015 at 6:20 pm

Let’s all revel in the majesty of his classic ad…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzAldY12hLQ
1. Odis April 23, 2015 at 6:25 pm
  
  Whilst I usually enjoy minimalism ……
2. jeremy kyle April 23, 2015 at 6:30 pm
  
  I really fuppin’ hate the way he says, “you’re not gonna get THAT for €250”!
  1. ahjayzis April 23, 2015 at 6:35 pm
    
    +1
    
    I generally hate anyone who says euros instead of euro.
  2. Mick Flavin April 23, 2015 at 6:37 pm
    
    Director: Okay John, in your own time…
    
    John: You’re not GONNA get that for €250!
    
    …Two hours of line readings later…
    
    John: You’re not gonna get THAT for €250!
    
    Director: F**k it, it’ll do…
    1. Anthony Finucane April 23, 2015 at 6:52 pm
      
      UP AND AT THEM!
Tá Frilly Keane April 23, 2015 at 6:28 pm

‘Didn’t know his name ’till now

Knew his gob alright
And is his missus one of the TV3 infomercial girls?
‘Heard’a her tho
1. Clampers Outside! April 24, 2015 at 9:57 am
  
  ” one of the TV3 infomercial girls ”
  
  G’wan Frilly :)
bertie blenkinsop April 23, 2015 at 8:01 pm

Thank you Jonotti, I thought I was alone. He’s so self satisfied he makes Mourinho seem like Matt Talbot.

jonotti April 23, 2015 at 6:42 pm

He did that awful “I’m an adult get me out of here” program in 2006 that helped ruin the lives of dozens of young people. He lost his arse in the recession but came back with an even worse program about mens fashion. I believes he’s the sharpest dresser around with this horribly fitting suit his pride and joy.

http://rsvpmagazine.ie/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/diary+Karen+Koster+and+John+Maguire+at+the+opening+of+Dax+Cafe+Bar-e1366992983973.jpg

Swoon April 23, 2015 at 9:53 pm

Surely he is collage of different people wearing the same suit.

Bacchus April 23, 2015 at 6:49 pm

It’s only right that Lucinda be featured in this vacuous piece of hairdresser library fodder. If only she’d stick to that.

Jeff April 23, 2015 at 6:55 pm

The majority of VIP readers are either housebound, long-term unemployed or have suffered a mild brain injury. It serves some purpose, although no one is sure what.

Kieran NYC April 23, 2015 at 7:06 pm

I fear for that baby if his mother is blathering about the “surprises of motherhood”.

Scheinhauser April 23, 2015 at 7:53 pm

Enjoyed that headline there on the home page: ‘Jennifer Maguire to step out for first time since birth’

Caroline April 23, 2015 at 10:06 pm

At which point she will automatically be deemed to be ‘flaunting her post-baby body’.
1. Scheinhauser April 24, 2015 at 8:21 am
  
  I thought they meant her own birth.