What you may need to know:
1. Immortal witch hunter Kaulder (Vin Diesel) battles an uprising of witches in New York City.
2. A schedule conflict for this forced director Breck Eisner to drop out of Jaden Smith’s future masterpiece, The Karate Kid II (2016). Out of the frying pan…
3. You know nothing, Vin Diesel.
4. Due largely to the phenomenal success of the Fast and Furious franchise, Diesel’s aggregated box office takings currently stand at a staggering $4.5 BILLION. Cha-ching.
5. After some time off, Michael Caine returns to doing literally anything for money.
6. Broadsheet Prognosis: Utter pants, in all fairness.
Release Date: November 6.
(Mark blogs about film, TV and other stuff at WhyBother.ie)
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This isn’t going to turn out to be based on the James Morrow book, is it?
Witches be crazy
I got 99 problems but a witch ain’t one!