The Taxonomy Of Piss

12 thoughts on “The Taxonomy Of Piss”

1. Clampers Outside! June 11, 2015 at 3:39 pm

   Since when did ‘piss-take’ mean ‘disappointment’ ?

   Closest I can get to it is this….
   Mani told me he’d call to my Ma’s house, and so I thought, ‘he’s taken-the-piss’.
   And when he turned up, my Ma was disappointed.
   1. Dave June 11, 2015 at 4:20 pm

      Everything you post is a piss-take.
2. Starina June 11, 2015 at 3:44 pm

   they’re taking the piss by misspelling “disappointment”
3. Isallimsaying June 11, 2015 at 3:49 pm

   Wouldn’t give them the steam off me piss!
   1. scottser June 11, 2015 at 4:19 pm

      your pee is valuable, mate:
      http://www.iflscience.com/technology/microbes-turn-pee-electricity
4. taralara June 11, 2015 at 3:58 pm

   Note to self – start using “piss flaps” more in conversation
5. Soft like June 11, 2015 at 4:20 pm

   Now I need a piss
6. Spaghetti Hoop June 11, 2015 at 4:24 pm

   ‘Lanky streak of piss’ is just the best insult as it makes absolutely no sense.
7. Burly June 12, 2015 at 5:34 am

   Eyes like piss holes in the snow
8. Burly June 12, 2015 at 5:35 am

   I wouldn’t piss on him if he was on fire
   1. Tidy Dave June 12, 2015 at 9:41 am

      Personal favourite. The image it conjures is hilarious, if a bit morbid.
9. Burly June 12, 2015 at 5:35 am

   Etc etc

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