Food Minister Tom Hayes, Environment Minister Alan Kelly, Taoiseach Enda Kenny, Agriculture Minister Simon Coveney and Rural Affairs Minister Anne Phelan at the launch of Food Wise 2025 this morning
All right, all right.
It IS a caption competition.
Pic: Merrion Street
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Is that the little fellah from ACDC in the middle?
The grateful read
“Think of milk quotas as a bra, which we can boast about unhooking.”
“Food comes out here”
Caviar for us, those little soylent green packs for everyone else !
“And here’s a list of the numerous promises we made before the last general election. It’s hard not to laugh, eh Coveney?”
this isnt for a quote comp, but prior to the shoot it looks like enda might have directed it like so; “ok, lets have all the lads havin a good ol laugh, and our token women can just .. ah just, just have her in shot i suppose, but ha, the lads havin the craic, great stuff”
” ah go again go again .. she looked at me. for f*%£ sake, Anne, dont look at me you know im terrified of women”
“Look Alan, that’s your ma, that is”
look lads, feta cheese and olives!! hahahahahahahaha!!
‘Lads, he did the same to the house made of sticks. Sh1t just got real’
So you think it’s the colouring book that the Troika gave the lads about how they deal with PIIGs?
“Ha, ha, whose that ambitious little fella at last year’s Bilderberg meeting?”
Look what O’toole wrote about us in this
“There’s that hilarious photo from last May of all my Yes Children celebrating who we’ve manged to keep in a perpetual state of adolescence and ignorance.”
“I’m so glad we decided to get these PUR bound, polyurethane reactive (PUR) truly is the most durable book binding glue available.”
“And there’s a photo taken some years ago of the simpleton electorate being ordered to vote again in the Nice Treaty as the previous gombeen government didn’t get the result they wanted. We should try that trick with the sheeple with future referendums if we’re not happy with the result.”
2025? Better get cracking lads, it’s 1230 already.
Stop tickling my arse Coveney.
Dunno about a caption but here’s the soundtrack.
http://youtu.be/LlWZzyJ2Q3w
Coveney this says your looking for my job. You need to be a lot more goofier if you want my job. Come on get with it! Get goofy!
“That’s iPhone-Joan doing a spread for Playboy”
The smyler with the knyf under the cloke;
The shepne brenning with the blake smoke;
The treson of the mordring in the bedde;
The open werre, with woundes al bi-bledde;
Contek, with blody knyf and sharp manace;
Al ful of chirking was that sory place.