Out Of The Fridge

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Former taoiseach Bertie Ahern at the Banking Inquiry this afternoon.

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(Leah Farrell/Photocall Ireland)

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42 thoughts on “Out Of The Fridge

  1. Jimmee

    Asking him about the Galway Tent which was only ever a euphemism for big donations shows the pathetic level of questioning in this farce banking inquiry.

  2. Spaghetti Hoop

    Was wondering what to call His Cute Hoorness……can only be Don’s ‘Trouser-sniffing custard muppet’.

          1. Dόn Pídgéόní

            I am but one Dόn with limited fáda-insertion* abilities

            *sounds bit incesty but you know what I mean

  3. scottser

    the level of questioning is risible. ‘are you a bad man?’ ‘nope’. ‘on your way so’

  4. Jess

    Bertie is in a state of self induced delusion. I’ve spoken with the man, he does firmly believe that everything was grand until Cowen got in. It really is fascinating how his mind has constructed a sort of reality firewall that allows him to view himself as a great public servant. Fuelled of course by a not insignificant following of sycophants who tell him so.

    1. Bacchus

      He really is that thick. It’s not an act. He’s a very lucky moron. He’s not “the most devious” he’s just spiteful and downright ruthless.

      1. Anne

        Yeah, he’s fairly deluded all right.

        http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/bertie-bags-40000-for-tips-on-celtic-tiger-success-26755678.html

        “But it is his speech on the economy which promises to reveal how Irish citizens accepted “short-term sacrifices to achieve long-term gain”, which has raised most eyebrows…

        “The outline of the speech reads: “Leading the turnaround of an entire country is akin to the constant evolution companies and organisations must undergo to remain competitive.”

        He really should stay locked in a cupboard somewhere and never come out. Ever.

        Who in their right mind would pay to listen to that fupping eegit? Seriously? 40 fupping K he gets for his pearls of wisdom. That’s 40,000 40 fupping K. Christ on a fupping bike.. but there’s some thick fupping fuppos out there that’ll listen to any ole sh*te.

        “The former Fianna Fail leader has been employed for a number of years as one of the highest-paid speakers with the bureau — whose motto is ‘Connecting you with the world’s greatest minds’

        The world’s greatest minds… he probably tells himself that.

        1. Lilly

          Have you seen his LinkedIn profile? So thick he doesn’t know how to use the shift key.

  5. Joe the Lion

    I refer this poster to my previous comments on the sub par relationship between educational attainment and actual intelligence level that is palpable both in this country and in this poster’s commentary generally.

    1. classter

      Yea, stupidity isn’t the real issue.

      Its the lack of wisdom, knowledge, dignity or integrity.

    1. Zarathustra

      Well, he said today that if hindsight was a currency, he’d be a millionaire, but isn’t he already a millionaire? So he must’ve meant mulit-millionaire, or a billionare – not including what he won on the horses, of course – although it would be a good name for a horse, In Hindsight.

  6. Ppads

    Ahern was the ultimate credit junkie. Live now, pay later.

    A generation spent most of thier 20’s setting up automated minimum payments between credit cards and those in thier 30’s took out obscene loans to buy a basic home which will fall down in thier lifetime.

    Yes Bertie you done a great job. Keep telling yourself that?

    1. Miko

      As long as we remember that as a nation “we” collectively voted him in three elections in a row. We the people were the creator junkies and only too happy to “believe”. Bertie is just a manifestation of the worst or the Irish Psyche. Believing we can blame the collective fupp-up on 20 people will only increase the chances of repeating it.

      1. jon

        where do the 1,226,640 people who didn’t vote for fianna fail in 2007 (i.e. 58.4 per cent of those who voted on the day) fit into your hypothesis?

  7. Bad At Memes

    Bertie only went into the cupboard to prove he wasn’t in the closet.
    He misunderstood the memo from the Spin Dept.

    Leave Bertie alone!

  8. Kieran NYC

    The man won elections three times. Most people seemed to be fine with him at the time, yet no one admits to voting for FF now.

    He gave the people exactly what they wanted.

    1. Ppads

      Of course personal responsibility played a part but people didn’t really know how badly managed the country actually was. Cheap German money was everywhere and it was his job to prevent overheating. Instead, he was the cheerleader for the deluded group think that wouldn’t even allow alternative opnions be aired.

    2. jon

      nearly three-fifths of the voters didn’t vote for FF in bertie’s final election.

      count in those who didn’t vote at all and FF got in with the votes of something like a quarter of the electorate.

      1. Kieran NYC

        Based on that rationale, you’re saying every government since the foundation of the state was illegitimate.

        We have a PR system. What about those who gave FF 2nd and 3rd preferences?

        Don’t pretend like no one wanted him in power. I loathe the man, but the country was happily believing the shiiiite he was spewing.

  9. Lilly

    Not to mention his ‘life partner’ who turned out to be not for life. Maybe he meant it in the Mountjoy sense.

  10. Paddy

    Does he actually have the gall to continue to retain a state driver? It’s a great little country for sure

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