45 thoughts on “De Wednesday Papers”

  1. Todd

    THINK OF MY SOFA AS A SLED

    POPUP

    WHAT THE FUK DOES THAT MEAN?

    POPUP

    DOES THAT MEAN WHEN I AM SAUCING ON THE COUCH ALL ALONE AND WET MYSELF I CAN JUST PRETEND IT IS SOME MELTED SNEACHTA FROM MY LAST DOWN RUN??

    POPUP

    WHAT DO THESE ADS MEAN

    POPUP

    1. Wayne.F

      Todd, feel free too dip into your piggy bank and contribute to the cost of maintaining the site.

  2. Todd

    Apologies if this getting repetitive. I will only post every time a POPUP appears.

    Wait a minute, was that a double data smartphone??

    DOUBLEDATA

    PHONE

    POPUP YOUR COUCH IS A SLED

    POPUP

    CLICK HERE

    POPUP

    DOUBLEDATA

  4. Bad At Memes

    Calm down.
    You’re shouting at everyone, and nobody knows what you’re talking about.

    Lissen, I’m yer mate…hic
    …is there anything left in that bottle?

    2. Laughter Tack.

      The ads are aids.

      And the swiping on the iPhone app is too quick on the draw.

      Constantly flicking to lower article.

      But the pop up ads are beyond annoying.

      I will give it a few more days, then it’s delete broadsheet app time.

  5. Todd

    POPUP

    METEOR

    BUY A PHONE

    REMEMBER WHEN YOU CAME HERE TO READ COMMENTS AND OPINIONS

    POPUP

    STOP READING OPINIONS

    BREAK YOUR ARSE GETTING DOWN TOWN TO BUY A DOUBLEDATA PHONE

    PHONE

    POPUP

    CORRS LIGHT

    POPUP

    SOFA IS A SLED

    PHONES

    DOUBLEDATA

    POPUP

    ARSE IS A SLED

    PHONES

    POPUP

    ARSE IS DOUBLEDATA

    PHONES

    POPUP

  6. Bad At Memes

    Actually TODD, SHUT UP, YOU AREN’T FUNNY.

    The ‘I was scared, so scared’ story in The Examiner is too distressing for anyone to be paying lip-service to the likes of you.

    Enjoy your hangover

    3. Todd

      Yes there is no doubt that it was extremely scary and an awful thing to happen to anyone, especially a member of a minority community.

      I just hope it doesn’t get extrapolated forward as a trend throughout the country by Red Tops hoping to shift paper.

      1. Kieran NYC

        They get to fuel racism and then bemoan it… It’s win-win for the rags.

        But as we’ve seen recently with the Confederate flag issue, direct provision, etc etc, Ireland could do with a national conversation about racism.

  8. Bad At Memes

    C’mere TODD…
    …TONIGHT MIGHT BE YOUR FIRST NIGHT ON THE INTERNET.
    …Sorry, I mean tonight might be your first night on the Internet…

    All major browsers have ‘Add-Ons’ you can employ to stop your nightmares and block ads.

    I was wrong earlier.
    You ARE funny…

        1. Bad At Memes

          Remember me from earlier, Todd/Laughter Tack?
          -Of course you do…
          You said you were going to give me a sup out of that bottle you have under your coat.
          I saw ye! I’m not tick!

          1. Bad At Memes

            Hand it over…
            Like I said, I’m not tick.
            I know you have drink…hic°

            Stop messin’.

  10. Bad At Memes

    Okay, we can presume that that clown is gone to bed now.
    Phew!

    That Examiner headline, ‘I was scared, so scared’.

    Broadsheet, my friend,
    …the Marriage-Equality thing is over, We won!
    …the Irish Water issue won’t be resolved until after the next election. They’ll lose*’.

    THIS is the thing you should be highlighting now.

    *see what I did there?

    Or NOW, as my friend Todd would say.

    1. Bad At Memes

      Deep, innit?

      It’s the three of me against the three of him…
      …all in the name of fun.

      You should go to bed Jeremy.
      You have people’s lives to destroy early tomorrow.
      I know you can’t possibly sleep, but you should go to bed.

  15. Bad At Memes

    Whenever you say ‘WOW’ I imagine you doing that thing with your eyebrows.
    Do you do that while you type, or is just a special effect for the TV?

    I love you Jemery Kyle.
    I watch you every day before I get out of bed.

  16. Ms Piggy

    As a late arrival (and in the cold light of the next morning) can I just say that this might be the weirdest – and funniest – comment thread I’ve ever seen on BS. Bravo lads, and I hope you don’t feel TOO rough this morning.

  17. ollie

    Perhaps the boss of Evira could explain why Irish people pay one of the highest prices for Gas in the EU?

    There’s also electricity prices, car tax, VRT, public transport costs, childcare, insurance (house, motor, life), primary and secondary school costs, GP fees, dentist fees, but hey we don’t pay directly for water!

  18. Stewart Curry

    I like how the Nicole Kidman story went with a movie from 1989 for the headline. Topical.

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