Earn as you cycle.
Sandra, at Deliveroo, writes:
We are holding a cyclists hiring day this Friday from 10am to 5pm. As we are getting busy we need to hire a lot of couriers to help us deliver delicious food around Dublin City. Those who can’t make it on the day can apply online here
No cash, favours, free drop-offs, etc were given for this post although Deliveroo has advertised on the ‘sheet.
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You just be young and sexy, wobble all over the place while looking at your phone and have a general lack of respect for the rules of the road.
Ah, you had to get your spoke in, didn’t you.
That kind of cynicism really grinds my gears.
This has me pumped
…and I deflated
Them’s the brakes.
Bell end.
That joke has been re-cycled
Wheely?
I’m two-tyred to think of a better one to be honest.
It’s too much to handle-bar those moments when I’m ‘in the zone’.
I’d say this thread’s been derailed, except a lot of these fecker’s use fixies damned hipsters, etc…
We’ve been saddled with these awful puns…
Just ride it out.
I’ll admit that some of the puns seem very laboured, but you have to admit…
They work well in tandem with the better ones.
At the end of the day, you should be grateful.
Nobody has puncture ass.
Yet.
If they try I will tell them to fork off.
It’s all about the framing
Not a patch on the classic puns.
I think they’ll have to raleigh their wits…
That may be so, but you don’t have to wait long for the next one – there’s no … suspension.
Indeed, this one’s run flat.
Time to re-tyre.
“Like”-cra:)
Have we lost our bearings?
Na bigi ag chain-t!
G’lock.
Please, somebody explain to me what a ‘Fixie’ is.
Is it something that has been remedied through the use of tools?
And why is everybody who uses the term so embittered?
Why do you care?
-Has someone puncture repair kit?
Fixie (noun)
A bike with no freewheel, i.e. a fixed rear wheel with only one cog.
Associated with damned hipsters.
I need a rest, before I end up all over the place.
I need something to calm me down.
A stabiliser.
whatsa matter, lost your grips?
Do you have to weigh 50kg, sport a beard and be incredibly aggressive?
why you outa work ?
No, I haven’t worked in a casual poo job since 2002.
I had a casual poo once.
I didn’t get paid for it.
I didn’t know you could.
don’t forget the cliché leg tattoo they all seem to have.
And that’s only the wimmiz.
Will the cyclists allow them to deliver to Dublin 8??
Alright Chompsford, you made your point, I’m suitably chastised! >_<