Piping Hot Cyclists Wanted

at

deliveroo

Earn as you cycle.

Sandra, at Deliveroo, writes:

We are holding a cyclists hiring day this Friday from 10am to 5pm. As we are getting busy we need to hire a lot of couriers to help us deliver delicious food around Dublin City. Those who can’t make it on the day can apply online here

Deliveroo.ie

No cash, favours, free drop-offs, etc were given for this post although Deliveroo has advertised on the ‘sheet.

34 thoughts on “Piping Hot Cyclists Wanted

  1. Mr. T.

    You just be young and sexy, wobble all over the place while looking at your phone and have a general lack of respect for the rules of the road.

          1. sǝɯǝɯ ʇɐ pɐq

            Wheely?
            I’m two-tyred to think of a better one to be honest.
            It’s too much to handle-bar those moments when I’m ‘in the zone’.

          2. Sam

            I’d say this thread’s been derailed, except a lot of these fecker’s use fixies damned hipsters, etc…

          3. sǝɯǝɯ ʇɐ pɐq

            I’ll admit that some of the puns seem very laboured, but you have to admit…
            They work well in tandem with the better ones.

            At the end of the day, you should be grateful.
            Nobody has puncture ass.

            Yet.

          4. sǝɯǝɯ ʇɐ pɐq

            Please, somebody explain to me what a ‘Fixie’ is.
            Is it something that has been remedied through the use of tools?

            And why is everybody who uses the term so embittered?
            Why do you care?
            -Has someone puncture repair kit?

          5. Sam

            Fixie (noun)
            A bike with no freewheel, i.e. a fixed rear wheel with only one cog.
            Associated with damned hipsters.

          6. sǝɯǝɯ ʇɐ pɐq

            I need a rest, before I end up all over the place.
            I need something to calm me down.

            A stabiliser.

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