I’m Going As A Turkey

21 thoughts on “I’m Going As A Turkey”

1. pedeyw October 22, 2015 at 5:13 pm

   Pre-packed costumes are cheating, anyway.
   1. Clampers Outside! October 22, 2015 at 5:14 pm

      +1
2. ahjayzis October 22, 2015 at 5:34 pm

   Did that solve that little design flaw where all these adorable little cozzies are a spark away from turning your little chizzler into a mini-bonfire if someone isn’t careful with a sparkler / cig?
   1. jonotti October 22, 2015 at 7:12 pm

      This story cracks me up.

      http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/you-left-me-to-burn-todeath-medical-student-set-on-fire-by-law-graduate-in-nightclub-attack-31363021.html
      1. Oh Dear October 22, 2015 at 8:32 pm

         That’s one of the most horrific stories I’ve read in years.

         Shows how sociopathic you are for having it ‘crack you up’.
3. Goosey Lucy October 22, 2015 at 5:37 pm

   I really am v put out by people who all fancy dress attire to be Halloween appropriate- for me it has to be scary/menacing/dark, dressing up as (REDACTED) would fall into the category, for example, whereas dressing as a cowboy would not.
   1. jonotti October 22, 2015 at 7:14 pm

      Genius! You called Denis O’Brien REDACTED. hahaha so good.
      1. Ms Piggy October 22, 2015 at 7:18 pm

         You ok hun?
      2. Goosey Lucy October 22, 2015 at 9:44 pm

         Firstly, I wasn’t attempting humour- I actually do find him menacing.
         Secondly- by virtue of his own actions, he might as well have named himself.
         Thirdly- you called yourself Jonotti.

         What’s your excuse?
         1. jonotti October 22, 2015 at 9:49 pm

            My excuse? It’s a portmanteau of my two previous characters namely Jock and Banotti.
            1. bertie blenkinsop October 22, 2015 at 10:12 pm

               I thought you used to be Curmudgeon and Runt….
            2. Jonotti October 22, 2015 at 10:15 pm

               How would that make Jonotti?
            3. Don Pidgeoni October 22, 2015 at 10:45 pm

               *snigger*
            4. Kieran NYC October 22, 2015 at 10:47 pm

               Actually, Broadsheet. If you even allow trolls who publicly admit their trolling and ‘characters’ purely designed to piss people off, no wonder the place has descended into such toxicity and vitriol. Hope it’s worth the page views.
4. Bodger October 23, 2015 at 1:52 am

   Sorry KieranNYC, until jonotti revealed himself above we had no idea he was operating under alternative noms de plume.
   1. Oh Dear October 23, 2015 at 2:05 am

      I’m not talking about his previous aliases. Everyone knows he was Jock and Bonotti. Aliases come, aliases go. Fair enough.

      What he has admitted to is adopting personas and ‘characters’ in order to troll. If people start doing that, then what’s the point?

      That’s not debating with other Irish people with opposing points of view. That’s being in a echo chamber with sociopaths.
      1. Jonotti October 23, 2015 at 7:20 am

         Did you just post on your other account kieran?
5. Lilly October 23, 2015 at 7:29 am

   I presume Jonotti aka ABM?
   1. Jonotti October 23, 2015 at 8:24 am

      No, we have completely different contrarian views.
      1. Lilly October 23, 2015 at 9:20 am

         ABM being the Catholic freak and you the FG freak. It’s good to have a hobby :)
6. Neilo October 23, 2015 at 9:26 am

   Superfreak, superfreak, she’s superfreaky y’all! Never too early for Rick James, people.

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