It‘s coming.
Lock up your single people.
Anne Louise Foley writes:
RTÉ2 is delighted to announce the arrival of the heart-warming dating show First Dates to RTÉ television.
Due to air on RTÉ2 in the new year The First Dates restaurant will be filmed in a secret location which will be announced closer to broadcast, where every moment is captured by tiny cameras in the first fixed rig show of its kind to be made in Ireland.
To apply, click here…
FIGHT!
Don’t like the sound of tiny cameras OR secret location. Sounds like an involuntary medical procedure.
Or RTE2
Be still my beating fart….
The junk just keeps piling up.
Better knock one out then.
Keep them pipes free dude !
Lads this is going to be epic in it’s cringe value.
I actually can’t wait.
RTE excel at Cringe!
160 euro well spent….
Who wants me on it? We can agree a sign so yiz know it’s me.
bags the first date,
Do it Mikey.
Do it for the team Mikey!
Ok, ok. I’ll wear the same ear ring again http://bit.ly/1WjFHNK
ruffffffff
Studmuffin
Crikey Mikey.
“Looks like we’re back to 1985, Marty”
i hope all the participants have to have a valid TV license.
Sounds like all the excitement and good taste that was such a cornerstone of Cilla’s (RIP) “Blind Date”, only on a reduced budget.
I can’t wait
Sido you should go on.
Yourself and Jonotti on a date….we would need a crobar to pull ye apart :D
Can they not come up with an original idea ever?!
No, Staff not paid enough for that!
No Pioc do Ride in all fairness. The only original stuff is on TG4.
Betcha everyone on this show will be white and straight.
Not if they are taking any cues from the C4 version they won’t.
And if they are I would imagine it would be because of the people applying.
they will go OTT PC – so expect non-national homosexuals only
Gay travellers all the way !
polychromatic asexual humanoids
If it’s half has good as the channel 4 series, it will still be good. Does anyone on BS know that it is already a huge success? Just like gogglebox.
Of course I may not be in touch with the current existential zeigeist.
i think your a bit late to it – it was good for a while – we are all over it now
Assume this gets ruined by whatever restaurant is chosen deciding to double the prices on their menu
Where do I sign?
Do I need to have found a date before I sign, or will a date be provided?
I believe they’re expecting your application, Clampers and have a lovely young lady by the name of Fidelma Ward from Rathkeale. (I’m sorry. I couldn’t resist)
*whistles to Fluffy* Help me tie him back kid! We canny let ‘im gooooooooooo!
Mount Anville Mickeala 24,
Who has returned to Ireland from an exiting job iworking for an executive in Tokyo
is here to meet
Mattie Tom
24, from Thurles,
who has just lost his milk quota,
So is looking for love
And a future Ban an Tí slash constituency secretary
This is Mattie Tom’s third time in the restaurant
His first date turned out to be a relative of Jackie Tyrell
The second young lady was a vegan
From the Burren
Who liked to make her own candles
So does Mount Anville ‘wan have the kinda ankles Mattie Tom is looking for
Or will she just drop from too much OMG and spud exposure
Or might she be assured of his ploughing champion shoulders
And climb inta the Isuzu
For a bitta’ve an oul’court afterwards
Seriously. What could go wrong?
Besides the stereotyping expectation levels
Or some RTE gobsh1te intervention
Oh Christ
Please don’t let anyone I know on….