From O’Brien, the people behind the cherished Broadsheet Book of Unspecified Things That Look Like Ireland.
‘The Little Book Of Irish Beards‘.
Finally.
Geraldine at O’Brien sez:
The Little Book of Irish Beards aims to celebrate the bearded and moustachioed men of Ireland. From historical beardies, like the dashing Charles Stewart Parnell to the lucky locks of modern Irishmen like Gordon D’Arcy or Conor McGregor, The authors ‘ Five O’Clock Shadows’ have journeyed through time and genre to bring you Ireland’s best and most-famous bearded men. ‘Whisker ratings’ have been awarded throughout.
We have FIVE copies of The Little Book of Irish Beards to give away to a hairy pal/relative of your choosing. To enter, just complete this sentence
I nominate____________as his beard is like a________________
Lines MUST close at 5.10pm
The Little Book Of Irish beards by The Five O’Clock Shadows (O’Brien)
I nominate Paddy Cosgrave as his beard is like a young enda kenny, full or promise when there, not always available for interview, guarentee’d to make the move abroad when the dust settles never to return again.
I hate things like this.
You probably shouldn’t enter, so.
I too pity the fools
but are you in black face ?
You could have stopped after ‘things’.
Or even ‘hate’.
Kill it with fire!
Judging by the reaction here, I can see the colossal demand for such a book.
I’m waiting for the ‘Jennifer Aniston Bob Book Of All The Famous People With A Jennifer Aniston Bob Do’
I would probably buy that.
To be fair .. I replied in the hope’s of kicking it off ! and also cos it’s raining out side …
I am bearded and I don’t want one.
TAT
On special offer if you buy this along with my own book “101 Irish Beardy Hipster Twits You Need To Avoid”
I nominate myself as my beard is like that of the undercover Gary Johnson in Team America. Perhaps this tome contains the secret on how to grow a moustashtic man beard that I could be proud of.
I nominate my brother and his dog because their beards are just like each other’s.