26 thoughts on “De Friday Papers

  1. Hank

    The tabloids seem very titillated by the idea of a sexy, female, suicide bomber who just loves to party.
    This will revolutionise Page 3..

  2. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    Something about this doesn’t rest easy with me.
    We NEED to ridicule Daesh at every opportunity. That’s granted.

    Not next year, now..

    The problem lies in the lack of proper education.
    Viva la Internet, yeah?
    It’s gonna save us. Trust me..

  3. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    This is getting scarey.
    I was outside my door just now having a smoke and you’ll never guess what happened…
    A guy who looked like a girl trying to look like a girl who looked like a guy walked past.
    They could have a bomb.
    I don’t know what to do.

  4. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    On another note, fair play to the ‘blonde Jihadist’ featured on the front page of the 20p version of the british ‘Star’ for not naming me.
    I don’t remember you either, my darling, or the other 71 beauties you arrived with.
    You all look the same.
    Gimme a break.

  5. panga

    sooooo… Siteserv investigation proving difficult.. Department of Finance has claimed a ‘duty of confidentiality! over documents???? what they hiding???????

  6. Twunt

    You mean to say that Jihadies were hiding among the refuges, and we invited then in with our open borders, and nobody detected it.

    1. FreshFish

      You
      Mean to say

      We have stupids living here
      Among our own native population
      And we don’t abort them?

      1. Twunt

        It would be much easier to put in place some border checks.

        Your snide bitterness makes you look a little pathetic.

          1. Twunt

            Is admitting you were wrong really that difficult for you.

            I imagine if a Jihadi spat in your face you would pretend it is raining.

          2. Dόn Pídgéόní

            “I imagine if a Jihadi spat in your face you would pretend it is raining.”

            I pay extra to have them wee in my face. I love it.

          3. ABM's Bloodied Underwear

            It’s all right people, this one’s microchipped.
            Ah there we are…..
            Looks like they belong to thejournal.ie
            Off you go, you wee scamp!

          4. Twunt

            ahh bless, look at the them resort to ad hominem attacks rather than face up to the reality of the situation.

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