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Pillow Talk by designer Joanna Montgomery is a device that allows lovers to record their heartbeat then play it back remotely through a speaker for their loved one to feel, no matter how distant they may be. Better still, two devices can be paired so that a couple can listen to each other’s heartbeat in real time.

The concept has just made its full funding target on Kickstarter, so expect to see and hear it soon.


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41 thoughts on “Oh Puh-Lease

  1. Hank

    Much more potential for drama if it was a device to show lovers when their partner was sexually aroused, no matter how far from each other they may be..

  2. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    So in reality it;s just a bogus calculation of how much the person you think love’s you loves you, yeah?

    -I can’t wait for the Amazon reviews.

    People who bought this also bought;
    1. A long knife.
    2. Two knives.


    1. Mikeyfex

      An old housemate of mind found himself in a transatlantic relationship after the visit to an old friend in Canada turned romantic.

      Drunk one night he told us that they sleep-skype each other. Literally, they’d skype, put their laptops on their sides, place them on the pillow beside them and go to sleep.

  3. Bertie Blenkinsop

    To be honest, at my age, I’d quite like someone to monitor my heartbeat on a regular basis.

    1. Neilo

      @Bertie Blenkinsop: Shall I send Nurse Derham to your bedside with the defibrillator? I must warn you in advance, there was a SNAFU in the hospital laundry and her scrubs are now the size of a Barbie outfit.

  4. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq



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    See y’later, boomclaaat.

      1. Prop Joe

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      2. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

        Can I use the word ‘gimp’ on this site?

        I’m very bad at typing. It takes me ages.

        ‘Gimp’ is good, isn’t it

        I will decimate anyone who disagrees, eventually.

        What time is it?

    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      Nially, you sound like a completely sound minded person.
      -Do you know anyone who might sell me a gun?

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