‘Twas the night before Xmas
And all through the Broadsheet site
ABM was bah humbug
Along with the rest of the far right
Bodger had his stockings hanging
Moynes playing Wham on loop
Clampers was buying Pampers
Whilst shopping with Spaghetti Hoop
Scottser had put the kids to bed
And sat down by the fire
Don had wrapped all the presents
And wished for her Xmas desire
All of a sudden the site crashed
There was no access
Was it a DDoS?
that left the site in a mess?
Moynes jumped in anger
And let out a roar
There stood DOB’s solicitors
Three of them at the door
They exclaimed at poor Moynes
‘We can assure we will sue’
Everything seem fruitless
What could BS do?
The threat seemed real
And a horrible stinker
They got straight on the phone
To Legal Coffee Drinker
A letter was forthcoming
As they did up a reply
They figured to themselves
‘This we shall enjoy’
“DOB you have been bad,
Scaring everyone on your list
I’m sure Santa is looking at you
And feels very pissed
Your legal threats are nothing
Santa is bringing you coal
And take your legal threats
And ram them up your hole”
Fluffybiscuits.
FIGHT!
Broadsheet will be open all next week operating a lighter schedule. Happy Xmas all.
Fluffy! Ya dawg!
Hoop… we need to talk :)
It seems we do!
For one thing, I don’t shop.
Brilliant ditty Fluffy, you clever clogs.
P.S. Clampers, hun, can we name our baby Dougal?
Best name ever!
You should vote on it
I suggest Gideon.
Gid up in there, wha!
Bloody brilliant!!
Looks like we have a replacement for Moynes
Ha, nice one fluffs!
Sorry, do you guys actually work for Broadsheet, or what’s the story? The comments section gets to feel like one big stinky bachelor pad sometimes. Not saying I don’t like hanging out there. Just saying, is all.
and who are you again?
I not gone on the Clannish poo myself… you’re brilliant clampers, no you are Hoop, no you are, i want your baby clamps .. awe group hug.
P*ss off like. Start a facebook group or something.
I wouldn’t have a go at those two about that really
*bear hugs Anne*
Anne…. Anne….. ANNE!
I was using Hoop to make you jealous….
*sniff*
I know
*sniff*
It was wrong
*wipes willy on curtain*
It was a big mistake
*shows frontal nudity*
See… all clean like….
I’m glad you’ve seen the error of your ways..
And.. pic or it didn’t happen! :)
Hah!
I do hear ya about the engagement post… :)
The circlejerk can be real sometimes, but it’s an inveitible consequence of any online community
#heya
hah
Yeah, keep it to the comments maybe .. but whole posts of the poo? It means nothing to most people like.
You get the same ones ridiculing people posting pics of themselves getting engaged and go on to feel like this circlejerk poo is so worthwhile. Eh, just to advise it’s not.
They’re like the popular girls in school.. self centered twits.
What about the popular boys or are you just holding girl’s behaviour up for your negative example?
Someone is reading too much into BS…
I’m not really..
But it’s the ‘don’t know you, don’t care.. you should expect to be ridiculed’ attitude about an engagement, then there’s this, that not one single fupp was given about either.
I just feel like the internets needs a bit of balancing out today is all.
Hmm I see what you’re saying, the engagement was nice, if not something that I would ever say yes to. But then, that’s the internet and that’s life, people don’t always care about what other people do.
Let it out Anne….let it out ;)
It’s out now thanks.. yer not the worst bunch of self centered whingers really.
Hugs x
+@$#
Have to admit, when I realised what this post was about…I cringed a little. (Aside from the fact that it’s complete poo)
BOOM!!
*grabs popcorn
*adjusts beanbag
Hooray! I’m relev…oh.
Let’s start our own club yeah?
Yes. We’re the coolest ones anyway.
The catch-22 is, once you’re in a club you’re no longer cool
Pffft. I’m too cool to care about not being cool because I joined a club for cool people. And that’s cool.
First rule of cool – calling it cool makes it not cool
Unless it’s a pop-up club
Or by you
“FAT MAN SCOOP, CROOKLYN CLAN…”
As Groucho Marx said…”I DON’T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT PEOPLE LIKE ME AS A MEMBER”
Also;
I HAVE A MIND TO JOIN A CLUB AND BEAT YOU OVER THE HEAD WITH IT.
Groucho Marx
I’d like to add that I liked that band before they were popular.
Ah Don, you wouldn’t know cool if it gave you frostbite :)
Always the wagon, never the bride
Well done, take a standing ovation.
Another year with a mention…..must.work.harder.on.my.trolling.
We’ll just start our own Broadsheet, with blackjack… and hookers.
I’ll handle parking.
Jesus Bingo, I even got a mention one year and I’m terrible at broadsheet.
Nice one Fluffy.
Is it ’cause I is black
Or sum’ting
Happy Christmas Broadsheet
Nice poem Fluffster
Happy Xmas
Bit O fun, I can’t believe I forgot bloody Mikey, forgive me xxx
PS
FLAPS!!