43 thoughts on “De Wednesday Papers

  1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    My current squeeze is related to the ‘Hutch’.
    She says it’s all a load of b.

    She has lied in the past.
    I can’t understand why she would about this though.

      1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

        Thanks Stumpy.
        I was thinking exactly the same thing, but then I witnessed the implosion of frilly and took a deep breath.

        I’m not anonymous enough to do it.

        It would be easy, but I have children. It wouldn’t be fair.

  2. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    *’related’ in the conventional sense. Not a neighbour. Related like someone who would automatically be invited to your wedding.

    I’ve said too much.

  3. eoin hurley

    Good old Express – never leaves me down. Was disappointed at first and just saw the weather story and then bingo – Farage was there as well. Double whammy. I’m obsessed with their obsession.

    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      Easy target, eoin hurley.
      Still, I agree.

      When the price of your ‘Newspaper’ is advertised boldly top-left on your front page as being ’10p cheaper than the Daily Mail’, you’re in trouble. You’re beyond redemption.

      Why not go full-on retard?
      You’re kinda fu$$ed anyway…

  4. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    @ eoin…

    Why not go full-on retard?
    You’re kinda fu$$ed anyway…

    That was aimed at the shameless excuses for ‘journalists’ who write for cretin</strike certain 'newspapers'.

    You seem kinda sound.
    I'll be watching you.

  5. poppy

    If the monk has jetted back ……..the greatest revenge he can get is to turn state witness and get rivals locked up for life..

      1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

        The Monk hasn;t ‘jetted back’, you pair of dlidos.

        If he’s back at all it’s in a clandestine manner, to pay respect ‘n’ poo.

        Only messin’
        He’s NOT back.
        I’d know if he was.
        He’s not.

        Look away.
        There are more important things afoot.

        It’s NOT about this.

  6. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    Fu**y HTML.

    I do it for clarity.
    Other people know how to use it properly
    Sometimes I make tiny, tiny mistakes.
    If I bother me hole to ask BS to fix it they do it wrong and make me look stupid.
    It’s getting out of hand..
    Stand together.
    Brothers and Sisters.



  7. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    You’re smart…you know how to sting.

    I like you, I think.
    -Never be a bee when you can be a wasp.

  8. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    There should be a sarcasm font.
    I should be able to dissociate myself from my last comment without replying to it,.

    Why does it have to be so confusing?

  9. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    Why ids strong alcho al’


    Why is it so cheap>

    I’m not complaininh.
    It;s very chep, isn’t it.
    I’m not complaimg. Ithink it’s good.

    1. Praetorian.

      Good Jayzes…i got deleted for calling this Pr1ck a wa4nker on Sunday night…BS….seriously…

  10. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    I’m an idiot.

    I say stupid reactionary things sometimes.
    I’m wrong 99 ntimes out of 10, but I never make ttyopos
    I stand by my wrod.

    Send mesome love.
    or else you don;t lone me, which means that I wqin.
    Youy are a looser.

    Yu ar the looser

  11. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    See me…

    I’m eating two things, one of which is bacon…
    -Guess how many people give a fu$$?

    Absolutely none.

    I will concede that it becomes more difficult to chew as the night gets longer, and by that I mean bacon. I finished the sausages ages ago. Try to keep up.

    All innutendos unintended, you perverts.
    You make me sick.

  12. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    Hang on a minute…

    No, hang on.
    It doesn’t matter.

    It doesn’t matter.
    It doesn’t matter.

    I can’t remember why I’m talking to you.
    It doesn’t matter.

    Wimmin, eh?

  13. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    I don’t know what I was talking about earlier on.
    My mind was addled.
    I was listening to Death Grips at full-blast on headphones, and that band twists my melons like no other ..

    Next time you have a day off you should do the same.
    It’s spring-cleaning for your head..

    All their albums are legally free.
    Start with Exmilitary.
    Then The Money Store

    After that their other albums will find you.
    You’ll wonder why you ever listened to anyone else.
    You’ll be ashamed to look your nephew in the eye, afraid to talk to his father.
    Unable to explain why you can’t blink anymore.

    Death Grips.
    (Don’t look it up on any lesser-known search engine first. That would be misleading.)

    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      I’m currently on the naughty list.
      I know why.

      That silly video I have linked to my name features JB rubbing two of her three chins.
      It’s too close to the election for that kinda shennagins.
      I apologise, and withdraw.

      Oops, I forgot to un-link it.

    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      I think he’s new.
      It’s something to do with not looking at Enda.
      It’s for the election.

      If you aren’t going to vote it doesn’t concern you.

        1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

          Thanks, but I don’t want it.
          I never asked for it, but I am warmed by your generosity.

          It’s people like you that transformed the internet into what it has become today..

  14. Danny Skehan

    Has the website changed in any way, the resolution of the picture display is very ‘blurred’?

    It’s ok when you click on the pictures.


  15. Frida

    The hairdresser thing, I could tell you about a psycho with his name over the door in central Dublin – with a sub office down the sticks – who deliberately (I believe) left me with an inch-long piece sticking out of my crown on a head of otherwise long hair because I wouldn’t be pawned off with one of his serfs having made an appointment with him.

    1. Bertie Blenkinsop

      It’s a problem with the app –
      when you look at the desktop version all comments are there…unfortunately.

  16. The Old Boy

    Just sit back and appreciate sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq’s epic all-nighter play out in highly edited form. A thing of great and majestic beauty.

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