What ! ? ……NO! ……… Dón the exotic London Kiwi is married !
* hairy green balled fantasy ruined …sniff… :( *
Dόn 'The Unstoppable Force' Pídgéόní
I’m married but not dead Clampers….
*stares*
Neilo
Did you club him over the head and drag him to your cave?
Joni2015
I would have said bollocks to this a week ago. I’ve never felt anything like it, just looking at this beautiful woman’s eyes. The whole thing is hanging by a thread but it just feels like it will happen.
bertie blenkinsop
You tore down and brought home a Mary Lou poster didn’t you?
Ronan
The rapist’s guide to signs of consent
Tish Mahorey
But if he’s rapist then it’s never consent. I learned that in UCD sex training school.
Bizarre.
All natural biological responses of course. Unless they occur in a guy you don’t fancy back -then he’s a total creep!!!!.
Poor gallantman, thrown out of Coppers again were ya?
Ah love, that wonderful time between meeting a beautiful woman and realising she looks like a mackerel.
Look at them. *That’s* where I was going wrong.
3. When men do it they’re called perves
10. Careful now, you’ll get a smack lads !
15. My sister is not available
19. Do ‘plucked to near nothing’ or ‘drawn on’ eye brows count?
26. Anyone? Yes, been there, paid for the counselling
Oh why does that woman over there I’ve been full on staring at for the last 30 minutes without blinking think I’m a perv? I BLAME FEMINISMISMS!
Seriously, its weird no matter who it is. Flirting is an art form.
I hate eye contact, freaks me out.
I struggle with it myself
*glances over, looks away hurriedly, all a-flustered*
Wax your legs and call me :)
No way! I shall not relinquish my hairy thermals!
You’re right too.
I’m not worth getting cold for!
Ask me again in April ;)
April is ages away…
But okay, I’ve seen Cinema Paradiso, I know how these things work :)
It’s overrated Bertie, straight for the leg hump I say
Subtle, I like it.
I didn’t meet my husband through coy looks over the bar if that’s what you’re asking….
What ! ? ……NO! ……… Dón the exotic London Kiwi is married !
* hairy green balled fantasy ruined …sniff… :( *
I’m married but not dead Clampers….
*stares*
Did you club him over the head and drag him to your cave?
I would have said bollocks to this a week ago. I’ve never felt anything like it, just looking at this beautiful woman’s eyes. The whole thing is hanging by a thread but it just feels like it will happen.
You tore down and brought home a Mary Lou poster didn’t you?
The rapist’s guide to signs of consent
But if he’s rapist then it’s never consent. I learned that in UCD sex training school.