11 thoughts on “Empty Treats

  1. Clampers Outside!

    * scratches bum, lights fag, prepares for keyboard warrior moment *

    “Developed by Nutritionist” could also say… “developed by me, and I’ve decided to call myself a nutritionist”

    * adjusts ball bag, sits back, drops left hand down trackie bottoms, draws on fag slowly… smirks smugly *

  2. Termagant

    “Chocolate protein fudge” doesn’t sound like a real thing.

    Either way: €4.40 for a brownie is no laughing matter

  3. St. John Smythe

    bold, italics AND underlined, must be important

    and who is this Mr. or Mrs. Hand who makes these t(h)reats?

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