5 thoughts on “Nothing To See Here

  1. Sheila

    The fast pace trot looks horrendous to watch. I dread to think of the tactics used to train the horse to do it.

    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      Tell the truth Sheila…
      You love the smell of manure…

      The fast pace trot is incredibly humane and simple to teach a young horse.
      All you need to do is attach an electric current to the walkway and Hey Presto…a fast pace trot.
      It only works once per horse, and don’t wear your best clothes because you’re going to pee yourself with laughter.

      Don’t mind me. I’m drunk.

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