Ample Belly Room?




Hideous 3 logo?


Childish orange piping on collar and ‘bum flap’?



As fupp.

What the least experienced players best fans in the world will be wearing this Summer.

The new Ireland Euro 2016 kit is earth-shatteringly beautiful (Conan Doherty,

Pic: Umbro


29 thoughts on “Ample Belly Room?

    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      Relax rugbyfan.
      That’s not the size. They’ll make one to fit Rugby fans too.

      1. rugbyfan

        only international footy replica shirt that has a sponsor. It’s a great shirt and one of the best in years just disappointed it had the sponsor on it!

    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      That would be the part of the country that it doesn’t cover.
      If you have any more questions, just ask.

  1. Condescending Nana

    “Irish fans are going to look the part roaming the streets of Paris” this would require so much patronising vitriol I really don’t have the time now. Conan Doherty take a bow.

  2. Funster Fionnanánn

    Showing more of an actual country not represented by the piece of cloth they are selling. I love this mad place. Denial stuffed behind every cushion and Fanta filled child.

  3. MC

    “earth-shatteringly beautiful”. Sigh. had 3 headlines and went paper, scissors, rock for the winner. Runners up were:
    “What Umbro have done with the new Ireland jersey will completely blow your mind…”
    “9 reasons the new Ireland jersey is incredibly & outrageously beautiful.”

  4. Specific Gravity

    The real travesty is the positioning of the decimal point in the second coordinate.

    It honestly annoys me more than anything so trivial has a right to…

  5. rotide

    It’s no euro 88 or Italia 90 which to this day are the best shirts, but it’s not as bad as some of the previous stinkers we’ve had (some of the recent Jacomo-esque ones have been horrific)

    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      Are you not judging these shirts with the same retrogressive thinking that you’re famous for?
      -If Ireland win the World Cup you could end up eating your paper hat.

          1. Cluster

            These jerseys are for Euro 16.

            Most likely a new kit will have come out by the time we win the world cup.

  6. Wayne Carr

    Players from the illegally occupied territories also play for the FAI soccer team, so shove your “watz dat bit over de showlder” up your collective arse.

      1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

        Ah, Kieran NYC ….

        How did I know YOU were on your way, eager to spout your pseudo-patriotism and blatant bo**oxology?

        How did I know?

  7. Janet, I ate my avatar

    It looks like Fred Perry scratched his way out of Carrols of Dublin bit lost his sanity, like many others before him

  8. Puca

    same old stuff from fai

    the players don’t wear the sponsor (uefa won’t allow it).
    That privilege is reserved for the billboards…I mean fans

    if an incontinence pad maker offered enough cash, the fai would throw it on every fans chest (ooer)

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