JC Cordovez-Mantilla writes:
I’ve just had a very comfortable and pleasant trip from Dublin to Cork. I was impressed by the cleanliness and excellent service from Irish Rail.
My name displayed over my seat, a mobile trolley offering snacks and beverages and clean toilets are some of the small details that make a significant difference and leave me with an impression of a company that’s making an effort. All for €19! Bargain.
To complete my trip I am now on a bus [Éireann] from Cork to Skibereen that cost €20.80.
But I’ve had to drape my coat over the headrest because the level of filth is unacceptable. Fail. This (above right) is the seat next to mine…
complaints to Bus Eireann or Joe duffy please!
Fail says JC. Fail
Coming on here looking for an alibi for wrecking the seat with his piles…..
That’s what you get for being poor. Surely a gold plated limousine with champagne and caviar is how one should travel. No?
What is that??!
Looks like the remnants of a shart to me..
I didn’t want to say but it does look a lot like a poo which begs the question, why is JC sitting next to poo?
Maybe he has a poo fetish.. I’ve heard there’s such a thing..
Irish rail is poo heaven for these types apparently.
Sorry JC.. just messin’.
That’s not a poo. A poo would be further back in the seat. That looks like a period stain. It’s definitely not wee because that wouldn’t really stain. And if it’s not poo or blood, then it could be something like black coffee or some other dark liquid.
Hmm I think you might be right
I think he needs to get his nose in there and get a good whiff to be sure.
Is Broadsheet becoming a rants and raves forum?
Should make a National Geographic documentary about that, they can call it “When Sharts Attack”
That’s a south park episode in the making
JC’s a complicated man and no one understands him but Eireann
hitler had a thing for poo and wee. check out the opening scene of episode 1 of ‘billions’.
Didn’t he like ladies to defecate on his chest…? Or am I getting my crazy rumours/conspiracy theories mixed up?
Oh but that’s okay….
ironing your tea towels on the other hand and you’re a monster!
You iron your tea towels? What fresh madness is this?
Ah come on, I can’t be the ONLY one, this has to be an elaborate wind up!
Well folks, now’s the time to fess up. Team Bertie or Team Mildred.
Jaysus Bertie……tea towels?
You are not alone Bertie..
Ah Mildred, don’t do this to me, you know you’re the forces sweetheart!
@Lush – hello there new BFF
Ironing water too?
Can we not be Team Bertred? Team Miltie?
Team Bertred has a good ring to it.
Just between you and me Bertie, Fleur de Coton by Durance, though their Fleur d’Oranger is lovely too.
And elastic trimed sheets
* hums happily whilst ironing Team Bertred tee-shirts *
I hope you’re wearing your floral pinny.
Just my pinny.
What do you mean you just got a bit of sick up your throat?
S’pose you do your jocks ‘n socks too. Ain’t nobody got time for that.
You MAKE time dear!
Bertie, I think you need help – WITH ALL THAT IRONING!
But it won’t be me.
I’m on episode 8, I can’t go back
Things That Look Like Northern Ireland ?
* hugs across the border, you know I don’t mean it, there, there, over there now *
Reluctantly calming down despite myself…
Only losers take the bus.
but handy for travelling Town to Town, no?
Was it for this?
I blame the bus w*nkers…. they never carry enough tissues!
I think you mean to say self pleasuring…. you’re not allowed say W*nkers around here..
Its just dirty from all the bus wa*kers!
same to you.. I’m putting in a complaint.. Double standards
*and that’s another reason why I left auld Skibbereen*
blushirt investment in public transport