The German theme park
Gott in Himmel.
Opening in Spring 2016, the existing Children’s World will be completely re-themed and redeveloped as a brand-new area for the entire family. All ages can look forward to experiencing new adventures, rides, and a large indoor play world all within an green Irish paradise!
The forthcoming “Ireland”-themed section of Germany’s Europa-Park. Rust, Germany
Ireland – Children’s World (Europa Park)
Gott in Himmel. All nouns are capitalized in German, Bodger.
Sorry J, fixed now. Thank you.
Rust Never Sleeps.
Has Ireland gotten koalas since I left? Deadly.
Gott in Koalas!
There is a drink as much as you want till you puke event
How many grudges do you hold against the English competition
You can also simulate the experience of Irish women and get treated abysmally by a bunch of white middle aged white men (this includes refusal of access to health services, unequal pay)
You can also play the Security game where you get to beat protestors and then arrest them in the middle of the night
* throws coconut at a row of exposed knee-caps *
Sounds really deadly
Well, at least it’s an ‘all Ireland’ theme park, what with ‘Dublin’s Dockyard’ beside ‘Harland & Wolfe Shipbuilders’ :)
And Harland & Wolfe is in the VIP section, cordoned off by a porous ropey border in the north east of the park. Sterling only here please. By VIP I of course mean Very Irritating Protesters. Or Visually Interesting Population. Or Vltach (nod to the Romans) Is President. Etc.
Least Obvious Laugh
Leary Obtuse Leprechaun
Lousy Ordinary Lutheran
Light Operatic Lynching
Lonely Onanistic Licking
Lycra Oriented Leanings
Loud Orgiastic Looting
Ok, I’ll stop now. It’s getting too close to home.
What’s orgiastic looting?
Not sure. Just something that bubbled up from my seamy subconscious in response to Clamper’s LOL. I’m not proud of it.
Looks like Mosney in the 80s.
Without the swimming pool full of bare bum parts pressed against the glass.
Or was that all a wonderful dream?
Is that Michéal O’Mousheen with that angry looking Massey Ferguson? Fair play to the developers, their indepth research has paid off.
Growing up with a gold gilded silver spoon, I spent a year in Germany on a transfer program in the late 1980’s. It was really interesting because while we were dousing ourselves in Lynx and the likes, they had Irische Frühling…. Here’s an ad for it…. G’wan…. watch it….. I dare yeh…..
Anyways, for such a big country with very little coastline- certainly back then before unification, there’s an incredible – almost mythical – fascination with this little island of ours…..
Clearly even today….
Yep I went there.
Well they already own us and the rest of Europe so why not ?
where are the subservient blushirts?
What’s your fascination with the Scouts?
they’d be blueshirts with woggles not blushirts with hatred of the weak and the poor.
Old Mack Cool’s?!
Well, we have been paying for it for the last ten years…