21 thoughts on “Jesus Got My Back

  1. Dόn 'The Unstoppable Force' Pídgéόní

    That the spider is not eating your face right now is a good omen. That the spider is out there, waiting until you go to sleep is a very bad omen.

    Good luck.

  2. Owen

    I’m fairly sure the bible says “Thow must kiss Jesus, no matter his form.”

    50 years ago you would have a load of people in your garden by now, a shrine would be made and you’d become a tourist attraction. You lucked out.

    1. rugbyfan

      50 years ago?
      I’d say less than that, What year was the statue doing a jig in Ballinaspittle……1986?

        1. rugbyfan

          Bord failte have failed these towns so the locals take the initiative and try to get the God trade!

          1. Owen

            Ye could be right lads.

            Walter, pay attention…… there may still be hope for you to make a buck off this epic find. I suggest you call the local rag and set up a webpage with a donation option to ‘support the protection of the reincarnation’. Also, lie about finding it on April Fools, say it was last Sunday.

            There may even be a comic book in this, ‘Spider God’ comes to mind.

            I’m happy to support this, for a nominal donation to my charity site.

    1. Clampers Outside!

      I concur!

      You’ve been Rick Rubined Walter !

      It’s the latest craze at every Novena these days… these guys crack me up! You go in expecting Jesus, and out pops Rick Rubin to the sound of Slayer’s Altar Of Sacrifice!

      * slaps knee *

  3. Spaghetti Hoop

    All this grand talk of the Second Coming and he crawls back in this creepy manner? In comeback terms, Elvis is still God. So there.

  4. Murtles

    I once thought I saw Jesus in my bathroom but it turned out to be his brother José.
    José is a fireman, so is his twin brother Hose B.

    *gets coat, runs for door

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