Jaysus.
Carlosfandango writes:
A friend clearing out late parents’ house and I decided that Jesus was coming home with me for the garden..I’ll be grand once he’s behind me…
Behold: Jesus Mecha Christ – a transformer version of Our Lord and Saviour all ready to de-crucify and kick Pilate’s ass.
Available pre-assembled, in kit form or as 3D printable code, should you wish to create your own auto-blasphemy and, ultimately, burn in hell.
This afternoon.
Bluebell, Dublin.
Conor writes:
Good to know our emergency services can rely on His help .
Yikes!
Doood writes:
What’s going on here? Front room looks like it’s seen a sesh or two. The rest looks like it’s seen mass…
Asking price?
Half a mil.
‘sup?
YIKES!
Dublin-based Walter Jaayawardene writes:
So, we found a spider in our back yard with a Jesus on his back. Is this a good or bad omen? Can Broadsheet readers advise?
Anyone?
DON’T!
For pity’s sake.
Andrew writes:
So I was looking for something at home last night and I came across this photo of my brother, sister and myself [taken 1985 or 1986 on Shamrock Place off the North Strand Road, Dublin 3] .. We noticed this morning something strange in the background dressed in white and red…
AGGGGHHHHHHHH!!
Anyone?
All rise.
Jesus, or a possible false idol from Monsterevenin, Co Kildare (we may never know) milling about Dublin on Saturday.
Do the thing with the wine, etc.