48 thoughts on “Ha’penny For Your Thoughts

  1. A Certain Ratio

    So glad I live on the proper southside where there’s no focking cages over the bridges

    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      Can you jump off one?

      (I didn’t say ‘Will you…?’, I asked ‘Can you..? It’s not EXACTLY the same so I shouldn’t be censored. Thanks.)

      1. D2dweller

        Will you though? I didn’t say can but instead will

        It shouldn’t be censored because we’re all wondering.

    2. ahjayzis

      If dirty poors wanna throw themselves off let them have at it, wha?! More buy-to-lets for the rest of us :op

      1. A Certain Ratio

        I think it’s more to do with the “dirty poors” firing blocks at passing cars bcoz “dere’s nuttin to do”

        1. Kieran NYC

          Well if de gubberment don’t pay me not to throw rocks, then what’s an honest scrote to do!?

          1. 1980s Man

            Yeah gang up on the poor there lads. The people who get ripped off by the tax dodging white collar criminals from the day they’re born.

          2. Kieran NYC

            Great excuse to hurl bricks down on to cars, that.

            Wish I’d thought of it!

    3. Broadsheet Spawned A Monster

      That’s jocular. Where you live the desperate and lonely poison themselves slowly instead maintaining a false pretence of course that everything is jolly and quite so.

      1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

        @ Broadway Spewed A Misunderstanding;

        It’s funny that you use a word like ‘jocular’.
        -Not like you at all.

        1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

          @Bradpitt Solicited A Marmite.

          I’m sorry.
          You ARE funny.

          No, I’m not messing, you really are.
          I wouldn’t mess about something this serious.

          Sometimes I get my kids up out of bed to read your comments. It takes ages to get them calmed down and back to sleep. You can’t get better praise than that.

          1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

            Are you drinking again?
            -I know it’s none of my business but I was just wondering.

          2. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

            Go away.
            Every time you turn up you get BOTH of our comments deleted.

            I can handle this one meself.

  2. well, tat's that

    Those folk tend not to go to Paris, favouring, I don’t know Santa Ponza and other similar kips.

    1. topsy

      Obviously then you must have been to Santa Ponza before you climbed out of the dirt yourself.

  3. Mourinho

    I imagine a small hardware store put the first few there just to start the trend.

    1. Skeptik

      To properly profess your love, it needs to be a massive lock. Preferably a significant multiple of your salary.

  4. Liam Knuj

    If it stops people putting locks on the Ha’penny Bridge, I’m all in favour…

  5. Polaroid Fluid

    keep them away from our sheltered lives; the progressive approach to social inequalities that makes this country what it is. That college education really opened your minds.

    1. A Certain Ratio

      It certainly looks like you could have done with a college education. What, if anything, are you trying to impart?

      “social inequality” doesn’t mean we have to tolerate bricks being heaved at cars.

      1. 1980s Man

        A Certain Ratio is one of those people who isn’t quite working class, isn’t quite middle class and is massively bitter.

        Probably lives in Nutgrove or Artane, one of those social class interface areas.

  6. munkifisht

    When this happens on the ha’penny bridge, the blame is generally pointed toward our continental cousins because we wouldn’t do something so fupping moronic. Can’t imagine our sophisticated Parisian brethren are likely to be checkin out the bright lights of the Liffey Valley Dixons.

  7. Gah!

    I think these locks might be from people escaping their restraints rather than declaring undying love.

  8. dhaughton99

    They are from all the bikes knicked from outside the Liffey Valley shopping centre.

      1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

        I agree with Badminton Sparked A Mutiny.
        In all seriousness Bertie, that was very base. Ment as a joke, obviously, but yeah…

          1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

            I wouldn’t mind if we had a few more Berties. Allsorts.
            I wouldn’t mind at all.

          2. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

            @ Birmingham Sported A Marathon;

            Will you PLEASE stop spelling my name incorrectly?
            You not the only one who does it and it’s starting to bother me.

            My name is sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq.

          3. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

            Call me Badzer.
            No wait, that’s what Catherine calls me.

            Call me Mr. Bad.

    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      Wud yu hav a 2 youroos fer a lend? Oill giv it bak 2 ye, I swear on me uncle’s grave.

    2. Skeptik

      I always imagine “bae” being pronounced by Jimmy out of South Park for some reason.

  9. MoyestWithExcitement

    I can’t feel superior to the blacks and the gays anymore so it’s really great that bigotry against working class people is so socially acceptable!

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