Good.
This afternoon.
Mattie McGrath TD (centre) with replenished members of the Independent Rural Alliance outside Government Buildings.
Vote On Taoiseach To Take Place Friday (Irish Times)
Meanwhile…
Lunchtime.
Frances Fitzgerald outside government buildings with three pre-2008 construction workers about to feast on breakfast rolls.
Oh we’re back.
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Reservoir dopes.
Why just the continental breakfast when you can get rashers, sausages and black pudding on expenses?
The brown shoes/black belt look is very popular with diplomats in Brussels.
As is the striped shirt/striped tie look.
A trip to Boyers (M&S if you’re really sophisticated) and a pair of rubber soled shoes and sure nobody will notice the stench of polyester. That’s where the Old Spice comes in handy.
Twill catch on eventually. Sure everyone loves us. Begar bejaysus.
Boyers closed some time ago
The Belly Boys on tour!
I walked past the various press people outside there at around 3.30 and they were all tucking into 99s.
Les quatre vingt dix neufs avec des cents et milles. Old Viz joke there for yizzers.
I always prefer the Viz Top-Tips. What they could make out of an empty cigar tube and some any wasps/ bees always makes me laugh.
None of those lads in the top photo look like they have missed any dinners recently.
Or as me oul granda ‘id say ‘dey’d walk away from a rare shite so dey would….’
If I promise to be very good, can I kick the smug out of Mattie McGrath?
Be my guest – and do it several times, please.
this reaffirms my intention to never become fat or bald.
And this message above reaffirms my intention never to become stupid.
politicians don’t trust politicians that are fit and healthy. it shows they haven’t been accepting free pints and meals from folk looking for favours and the like. that carry on isn’t on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9IiYzAgvc8
Thanks, but find a forum. I doubt anyone clicks on your little ditties from here.
I did.
It’s actually half decent, bit repetitive near the end though.
On the contrary Pawel, many enjoy his music and posts.
@ Paywall;
‘I doubt anyone clicks on your little ditties from here’
I doubt if anyone cares as much as you do about whether they do or not, me included.
But thanks for your insight.
PS.
-You’re much more mannerly these days than you used to be with your other names. Don’t think it isn’t appreciated.
that bank holiday feeling … sticks on slippers and pipe
Culchies in suits and not just coming from Sunday mass Lol
The fact you have to point it out now, in 2015, only shows we Culchies have been foolin’ ye Jackeens for decades…. LOL !
Damn time travellin’ !
Forgot to reset me clock when I returned.
The joke writes itself really Clampers…..
Bertie, we need to talk…
This joke about jokes writing themselves, that was my joke a few days ago.
I wrote that.
These jokes don’t write themselves you know.
https://youtu.be/hi4A4qH07ys
Depressing.
Wonder how long this hodge podge arrangement will last, assuming they can cobble something together in the first place?
Ah yes, the dream….
-That a bunch of [RETRACTED] can ‘cobble something together’.
What an age we live in.
We should be thankful to be blessed with the mediocre, looked after by the insensitive, ruled by the law breakers and prosecuted for exercising our rights.
If it wasn’t for Paddy’s Day it would be hard to be proud.
Kill ‘Em All
..is my favourite Metallica album.
Despicable fat shaming.
hahaha – what a fupping circus act you are bud
fair play though in fairness
They’ve a lot more to be ashamed of than their fetching rolls of fat. ;-)
Thank heavens we’re not living in the Garden of Eden.
The nice thing about nudism is that you get used to it and start looking at people in a whole new way minus the props we all use to sell/misadvertise ourselves, be that a dreadful suit etc.
I am not a bearded marketing cliché but if the Independent Rural Alliance goes into government with Fine Gael, it would be wise that they reconsider their title.
Abbreviated logos are important, especially if the brand is already well established.
I doubt they’ll be an alliance for long. I can see a few of them running away the first unpopular vote that comes along.
..well, not really running, a porcine trot maybe.
I’d rather an election over 3 years of wet cardboard politics.
Rural Independent Demented Eejits? “Ends gets the RIDE” would be a good headline too.
Culchies United National Taskforce led by Mattie McGrath.
Hon’Tip
I can’t see them being physically able to run away from anything. A bit of health consciousness and self restraint wouldn’t go astray. As the man says ‘healthy body healthy mind’. If their thinking is as flabby as their bodies then we’re all fupped.
patriarchy poster boys
…here we go…
I’m going to retire from this thread if you don’t mind.
It’s past 2am.
-15 cents is two shillings short of a dollar if he* thinks he* can start a debate at this hour.
@14 cents;@13 cents;
*Ooohhh, did I sting you?
-Would you like me to sting you again?
I could but I wont, but I can if you want.
Be good.
You embarrass me, and I’m a bloke in a dress.
You forgot to change your avatar again.
I know.
I’m having an experimental, convoluted existential crisis at the moment.
It’s confusing enough without you. Or me.
BTW, what’s an ‘avatar’?
Is it a big Smurf?
You did it again.
Go away.
I’m having a good time.
Get away, shoo…
(Are you allowed say ‘shoo’ on Broadsheet? I hope so. Bugger it, I’ll risk it anyway and hope for the best.)
Belly on them like a poisoned pup…
As fat as a fool…
They all look like if you threw darts there would be a loud squealing farting noise as they spiraled into the air and whizzed around, deflating.
It’s my party and I’ll fry if I want to