For Your Consideration: Coffee Dick



From Brainy Films.

Starring Liam Hourican and Clare Monnelly.

Caroline writes:

The type of coffee you order says a lot about you. Maybe you ask for a Mocha because you don’t actually like the taste of coffee but want to look like you’re drinking one. Maybe you ask for an ‘Expresso’ because you don’t realise that that’s not what it’s called. Or maybe, like the guy (above)y…you’re just a dick.


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33 thoughts on “For Your Consideration: Coffee Dick

  1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    I love how they stretch it out to almost two minutes before they deliver the punchline, and then the punchline turn’s out to be exactly the same as the title of the video. Nobody would expect that. Pure genius.
    -It would be even funnier if it had been made by a bunch of di…

    Hang on a minute.

  2. Owen

    I stopped for coffee in a place in Kerry once. I asked for an Americano and was told the machine didn’t do Americanos. So I asked for an espresso with hot water.

    True story.

    So they not only don’t believe in climate change, they don’t know how to make and Americano either. Fact.

      1. Owen

        I know Smith. Sorry, the truth hurts. But Climate change is real….. and Americanos are just an espresso with water.

        Its a lot for a Monday morning. I know.

        1. Tish Mahorey

          I’d say you were the typical Dublin knob who Kerry people laugh at all day long.

          Knowing what an Americano is doesn’t matter. It just doesn’t matter.

          1. Nigel

            Supposedly that’s the way the American GIs liked their coffee in Italy after the war, but that’s possibly an urban legend. Basically, it’s an American version of European-style coffee.

          2. Anne

            Interesting…. American GIs hanging around in coffee shops after the war.. You’d think they want to head back home asap.

          3. Nigel

            Generally they had to wait till they were demobbed and shipped back stateside rather than saying ‘Hup, that’s the war done, home I go.’

    1. Scundered

      Yes obviously the entire County was in on this so they should all be blamed for this outrage.

      1. Owen

        Ah now. You’re being irrational. There is not need to go to such extremes on this comment section for a short satirical film about coffee.

  3. Clampers Outside!

    “The type of coffee you order says a lot about you.”
    No. It doesn’t.
    When you add a list clauses and requests to your coffee order, any coffee, that is what makes you a dick, no matter what the type.

    You’re welcome, nice vid.

    1. Anne

      The boyfriend often asks for half decaf, half regular as he doesn’t want too much caffeine if it’s late in the day.. he’s not a dick..all the time

      1. Anne

        The boyfriend often asks for half decaf, half regular as he doesn’t want too much caffeine if it’s late in the day.. he’s not a (silly billy)..all the time

        1. Anne

          I was trying to say D I C K.. a post with the title D I C K and you can’t say D I C K.. fupping D I C K heads.

          1. D!ck-Flapped-Don

            You, of all people, should be able to say d!ck – not much stops you talking about yourself

  4. Digs

    This is just as bad as all of their effort. Are they friends with Bodger? There’s no other explanation as to why anyone would exhibit this detritus.

  5. Vote Rep #1

    I liked it. I would say that most of the people commenting also liked it but instead went for the sneering put-downs.

    1. Nigel

      I thought the sneering put-downs were poorly conceived and amateurish in execution.

  6. Tish Mahorey

    A recent visitor to my local coffee shop stormed out in disgust because they didn’t make lattes with coconut milk.

    We Lolled.

    1. Anne

      By stormed out in disgust, do you mean they said ah it’s ok so?
      Vegans don’t drink cow’s milk ya know..

  7. Tish Mahorey

    He not dressed right. He should be wearing a pink shirt and middle aged man jeans.

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